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Miss Bramble is taking sick leave

Betsy

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Dear Piggies in Forumland

My Slave says I sound like a motor car whatever that means! My breathing does feel a little strange and it is quite noisy but I think to liken it to a car is outrageous! I have a vet appointment tomorrow at 1pm. My Slave thinks it's the start of a URI but I don't know what that is! I hope I don't have to have anything yukky out of a syringe! If I do I want coriander afterwards! I wonder if my daily groom will stop while I'm ill? I hope so!

I won't be able to help you piggies whilst I'm on sick leave but that doesn't give your Slaves an opportunity to misbehave!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
We're very sorry to hear that you're feeling unwell. It's good that your slave is taking you to The Vet. The syringes do make you feel better ( especially the really yummy one) and I don't think your slave would dare not give you coriander afterwards.
We hope you feel better soon, sending healing rumbles and kisses.
The Beastie Boys X
 
Good luck at the vet Miss Bramble! I promise to be a very good slave and make you proud during your sick-leave. Kongo says you can send all the syringes to him, he loves everything from a syringe and especially he loves eating the syringe afterwards. A real gentleman, ready to save you!
Chip and Joe sends tons of loving rumbles and piggy-kisses.
 
Dear Miss Bramble,

For you to get better you need to go to the doctor! Everything will be fine and you will be 100% again soon. We are all with you. I hope there are no syringes that taste bad, but if there are, rest assured that your slave will reward you later with coriander, or she will have to deal with us!

Sending you lots of healing waves. 🌺🐹❤️
Sincerely,
Momo & Bijou.
 
Betsy said:
Dear Piggies in Forumland

My Slave says I sound like a motor car whatever that means! My breathing does feel a little strange and it is quite noisy but I think to liken it to a car is outrageous! I have a vet appointment tomorrow at 1pm. My Slave thinks it's the start of a URI but I don't know what that is! I hope I don't have to have anything yukky out of a syringe! If I do I want coriander afterwards! I wonder if my daily groom will stop while I'm ill? I hope so!

I won't be able to help you piggies whilst I'm on sick leave but that doesn't give your Slaves an opportunity to misbehave!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
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Truffle and Polo would send all their coriander to you if they could. Poor Miss Bramble! I hope it's not too nasty and you get better soon. You have a whole forum of guinea pigs and guinea pig slaves wishing for your recovery! Don't worry, you look beautiful even without the daily brushing.
 
Oh Miss Bramble we are sorry to hear you are not very well! We hope you don’t have to have any yukky antibiotics we hate those!

We hope the vet goes okay tomorrow
Pringle & Panko
 
Dear Kylie

I nipped my Slave a couple of times when having to endure the "dreaded comb of agony" and got my nose lifted up very high for a long time. I didn't like being told off. As Shop Steward and Union Rep of the GPU I felt really bad at nipping my Slave as I have to lead by example. I'll try my best not to nip the vet.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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