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Betsy

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Dear Piggies in Forumland

I would like you to note that I am out of the GPU Office from tomorrow until 9 or 10 April. I shall be taking a well earned break at Aunty Lilli's with my Mum Misty and my friend Thea. My Slave is off galivanting to The States.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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Dear Slaves in Forumland

Just because I am out of the GPU Office on a well earned break doesn't mean you can misbehave! I have my spies everywhere and they will be reporting back to me when I get home and then I will deal with any problems accordingly.

Your piggie's friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Enjoy your well earned break, have a wonderful time, furries and people alike ❤️
 
Claire W said:
Have a lovely holiday @Betsy and you too Bramble, Misty and Thea. Make sure you behave yourselves x
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Dear @Claire W

I would like to point out to you that we ALWAYS behave ourselves. The Slaves on the other hand ......

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Right everybody, stand by your beds! I'm back. I've had a lovely holiday with Aunty Lilli and I've learnt that not all Slaves have behaved themselves and that we have had one bereavement.

I'll start with the bereavement. I was very sorry to learn that following the departure of King Joe to the Rainbow Bridge, Kongo is now all alone. So very sorry that this happened to Kongo and @exia.

@HollysKingdom, @Ramia, @piggieminder and @RosieLily you should be hanging your heads in shame for taking advantage of the fact I was away sunning myself in a sunbeam on holiday with my friend Thea and my Mum Misty.IMG-20250408-WA0000.webp
 
Betsy said:
Right everybody, stand by your beds! I'm back. I've had a lovely holiday with Aunty Lilli and I've learnt that not all Slaves have behaved themselves and that we have had one bereavement.

I'll start with the bereavement. I was very sorry to learn that following the departure of King Joe to the Rainbow Bridge, Kongo is now all alone. So very sorry that this happened to Kongo and @exia.

@HollysKingdom, @Ramia, @piggieminder and @RosieLily you should be hanging your heads in shame for taking advantage of the fact I was away sunning myself in a sunbeam on holiday with my friend Thea and my Mum Misty.View attachment 267623
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Thank you miss Bramble ♥️ Joe really loved your spicey attitude. He was a really rude and grumpy Grandpa sometimes, but not very spicey to handle. We miss our cuddlt little cottonball so much, but it really warms our hearts you had a great vacay and to see a picture of lovely and pretty Thea. Both me and slave are a bit in love with that girl!
 
@HollysKingdom, Minx has let me know that she was unable to sleep as you were making too much noise during the Forum Zoom Meeting last week. I know that some piggies wanted a starring roll, but Minx clearly didn't and you should have respected that. Us piggies need our beauty sleep!

@Ramia, it's no good pleading ignorance you should be ashamed of yourself for being late with Stripe and Chez's breakfast. Being late with breakfast an unforgivable crime and should never be late. We piggies thrive on routine. We like to know when food is coming and what we are getting at all times. We may have lots of hay in the cage to munch on but that really isn't the point, hay is a bit .... meh, we eat that all the time so we excited when we get different food.

@Ramia you should realise by now that good + bad = good doesn't wash with me! Stripe reported to me that he thought he looked super cool and very fashionable while wearing his toilet roll inner tube as a hat and the fact you laughed at him wasn't very nice and he was very offended.

@piggieminder, the same applies to you as with @Ramia for being late with breakfast and meds. The hour change is simply not enough as an excuse.

@RosieLily, using Lily's favourite teddy to block access to her beloved 2nd floor is completely disgraceful! She has told me that she loves her second floor and not being able to visit it was very stressful for her. If you live in a house, how would you like never to go upstairs when you needed to? Not pleasant for her at all.

You four slaves should be afraid, very afraid. The advice for the above offences and what to do about them was far too long and complicated to be put on here as there are a number to deal with, so I have sent wheekmails to the piggies concerned and lets just say, they know what to do......

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
fluffysal said:
I am shocked, amazed (and thankful) that neither I nor @weepweeps are on the Naughty list!
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So was I! It just goes to show that my advice clearly works and your piggies are taking heed of what I advise them to do when you misbehave.

Your piggies friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Most dearest, unquestionably fluffiest Miss Bramble, Duchess of the lettuce realms,


Pray, allow me to cast myself upon the straw-strewn floor of your forgiveness and grovel most pitifully at thine exquisitely furred feet.

Alas! I did neglect the sacred duties bestowed upon me by the High Order of the GPU. Verily, the Hour of Vengeance did arrive — at the ungodly chime of five bells post-midnight, when all decent folk still dream of meadows and carrot harvests. ’Twas then thy noble emissaries, Dame Rosie the Ever-Begging and Lady Lily the Thunder-Wheeker, did unleash their sacred fury.

The floorboards did tremble. The water bottle did rattle. Mine eyelids — though heavy with slumber — were no match for the sheer force of guinea pig justice.

Their meaning was swift and merciless — the Teddy was not where he ought to be. O grave misstep! I throw myself at thy paws and confess: the lesson hath been learned. I live now only to serve.

May thy wheeks be ever joyful, thy parsley forever crisp, and thy Teddy ever near,


Mari
(Thy eternally corrected subject)

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RosieLily said:
Most dearest, unquestionably fluffiest Miss Bramble, Duchess of the lettuce realms,


Pray, allow me to cast myself upon the straw-strewn floor of your forgiveness and grovel most pitifully at thine exquisitely furred feet.

Alas! I did neglect the sacred duties bestowed upon me by the High Order of the GPU. Verily, the Hour of Vengeance did arrive — at the ungodly chime of five bells post-midnight, when all decent folk still dream of meadows and carrot harvests. ’Twas then thy noble emissaries, Dame Rosie the Ever-Begging and Lady Lily the Thunder-Wheeker, did unleash their sacred fury.

The floorboards did tremble. The water bottle did rattle. Mine eyelids — though heavy with slumber — were no match for the sheer force of guinea pig justice.

Their meaning was swift and merciless — the Teddy was not where he ought to be. O grave misstep! I throw myself at thy paws and confess: the lesson hath been learned. I live now only to serve.

May thy wheeks be ever joyful, thy parsley forever crisp, and thy Teddy ever near,


Mari
(Thy eternally corrected subject)

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(I had way too much fun writing this :D)
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Surely lesson learnt and forgiveness dealt dear Miss Bramble ?
( I really loved reading that ….🥰)
 
RosieLily said:
Most dearest, unquestionably fluffiest Miss Bramble, Duchess of the lettuce realms,


Pray, allow me to cast myself upon the straw-strewn floor of your forgiveness and grovel most pitifully at thine exquisitely furred feet.

Alas! I did neglect the sacred duties bestowed upon me by the High Order of the GPU. Verily, the Hour of Vengeance did arrive — at the ungodly chime of five bells post-midnight, when all decent folk still dream of meadows and carrot harvests. ’Twas then thy noble emissaries, Dame Rosie the Ever-Begging and Lady Lily the Thunder-Wheeker, did unleash their sacred fury.

The floorboards did tremble. The water bottle did rattle. Mine eyelids — though heavy with slumber — were no match for the sheer force of guinea pig justice.

Their meaning was swift and merciless — the Teddy was not where he ought to be. O grave misstep! I throw myself at thy paws and confess: the lesson hath been learned. I live now only to serve.

May thy wheeks be ever joyful, thy parsley forever crisp, and thy Teddy ever near,


Mari
(Thy eternally corrected subject)

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(I had way too much fun writing this :D)
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Love this 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
 
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