Miss Bramble has lice

[Betsy]

Dear Piggies in Forumland

Thank you so much for your show of support. My Slave is generally very forthcoming with the Coriander and we did have lots of Coriander for our veggie dindins last night which we don't usually have so maybe that's why I didn't get any immediately after the horrible wet stuff was put on my back. I had much more with veggie dindins than I usually have for being a good girl so my Slave is forgiven.

Yours slightly happier

Miss Bramble (AKA "Greasy Bonce" but just temporarily)
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[VickiA]

Dear Miss Bramble
I’m sorry that you have had to endure this barbaric treatment. Greasy spiky hair is an awful thing to have to deal with. Extra coriander is definitely called for. Long may it continue.
Love Iris. (Currently sporting greasy, spiky hair and hopeful for extra Coriander)

 

[Betsy]

Dear Iris

I'm so sorry that you are a "Greasy Bonce" too. At least Thea, my Mum Misty and I aren't going through this alone.

Love and wheaks in solidarity

Miss Bramble
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[Bertie & Jelly]

Dear Miss Bramble
I’m glad to hear your slave did eventually give you some delicious coriander. Well done for putting up with the greasy treatment. We also occasionally get greasy, sticky up hair when slave says our bottoms need a clean. Apparently our grease glands get ‘grungy’ (was that too much information Miss Bramble?) but, hey, we’re boys. The cheek of it and no coriander for us either Hope you’re not itching now.
Love from Hutchie and Bertie

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Dear Miss Bramble,
it certainly sounds ss if a good nipping is needed to put your slave back into her rightful place..
Puting yucky wet stuff on your beautiful fur without permission is bad enough, but having to wait for something to eat ... that's unforgivable.
Wheeks Bonny