Merab's Herd

[Betsy]

Dear Jezzy Floof, I think you are beautiful.
You look just like me and I’m a very handsome boar.
I’m on my way, after my nap.
Love from Micah

View attachment 185004 PS - will there be pea flakes?

Hiya handsome.Micah there are peaflakes in the hutch in my garage. When are you moving in?

 

[Merab]

Dear Aunty @Betsy pea flakes are good but do you have a beautiful big girl like Jezzy Floof as well?

 

[Bill & Ted]

BIG BOTTOMED GIRL! You need me Micah Get yourself round here

 

[Merab]

Micah: tempting, tempting

 

[Bill & Ted]

Micah: tempting, tempting

excuse the wee pants Micah, it was a heavy dreamy sleep

 

[Merab]

Ah but there’s nothing like a wee soaked bum to get a handsome, chunky boar rumbling and strutting his stuff.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Aunty @Betsy pea flakes are good but do you have a beautiful big girl like Jezzy Floof as well?

I have an Ever Beautiful Betsy.

 

[Bill & Ted]

Ah but there’s nothing like a wee soaked bum to get a handsome, chunky boar rumbling and strutting his stuff.

Ginger says “Bring it on big fella” me and Posh have missed the rumble and strut since Ted went to rainbow bridge

 

[Merab]

Excuse us ladies, Micah may be a boar of very little brain but he belongs to us.
Paws off or Priscilla will have to come and show you some attitude
From Priscilla and Phoebe

 

[Merab]

Sleepy Phoebe

 

[Betsy]

Excuse us ladies, Micah may be a boar of very little brain but he belongs to us.
Paws off or Priscilla will have to come and show you some attitude
From Priscilla and Phoebe

Priscilla and Phoebe

Patsy may have only 2 brain cells floating around that pretty little head of hers but Meg and Betsy have attitude in spades if the mood takes them!

Pretty Patsy, The Ever Beautiful Betsy and Little Meg

 

[Merab]

Dear Pretty Patsy, Ever Beautiful Betsy and Little Meg,

You may have attitude in spades but we really don’t recommend taking on Priscilla.
Love from Micah and Phoebe

 

[Betsy]

Dear Micah and Phoebe,

No piggy can ever be as bad as DA BOSS Velvet (cue music to Shower Scene from Psycho). Remember she kept 2 boars in line for a long time. That was one formidable Boss Pig! We bet she's just as bossy at The Rainbow Bridge.

Lots of wheaks
The Ever Beautiful Betsy and Little Meg.

 

[Merab]

But she was such a gorgeous piggy

 

[Betsy]

But she was such a gorgeous piggy

I know but she was a SCAAAAAARY piggie if you were a piggy!

 

[Merab]

Finally managed to do a deep clean of the cage and catch up with the health checks.
All piggies fine and healthy.
They have a new bag for hay - I give it 5 days maximum!
This was a gift from my mother-in-law for them.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

And what happened to the chocolate?

 

[Bill & Ted]

Dearest Micah, Posh wants to know if she can temp you down to Cornwall? She says she rather wants you and what Posh wants, Posh usually gets. She’s one classy lady as you know … and has also taken a shine to you

 

[Merab]

Dear Posh, you are a very beautiful girl but I don’t think Priscilla and Phoebe will let me come.
When I was licking Phoebe’s eye today she said I’m her favourite husboar so I can’t leave her.
I’m not even allowed to visit Jezzy Floof who looks just like me and is also very beautiful.
Love and licks from Micah

 

[Merab]

And what happened to the chocolate?

It’s still being eaten.
The bag has long since been trashed but the chocolate isn’t yet finished.

 

[Bill & Ted]

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Dear Posh, you are a very beautiful girl but I don’t think Priscilla and Phoebe will let me come.
When I was licking Phoebe’s eye today she said I’m her favourite husboar so I can’t leave her.
I’m not even allowed to visit Jezzy Floof who looks just like me and is also very beautiful.
Love and licks from Micah

Well Posh says she can understand Priscilla and Phoebe wanting to keep their man but if you ever get fed up of them or they are not giving you the attention you deserve then there’s always a pair of Cornish ladies waiting for a hunky boar like you Micah
Licks and kisses Posh and Ginger xx

 

[alpacasqueak]

And Phoebe, there is an annoying wonky slave always waiting for you too!

 

[Merab]

Piggies in hiding

 

[Betsy]

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Piggies in hiding

What piggies?

 

[Merab]

How to share a tunnel by Phoebe and Micah

( The big lump behind Phoebe is Micah hiding )



No pig else is getting my cucumber

 

[LMPigs]

always defend the cucumber!

 

[Merab]

There is a lot of noise coming from the cage

Meet the culprit - Micah

The reason? All today’s pellets have been eaten, the midday snack has been eaten. All that’s left to eat is piles of hay and Micah is starving!

 

[Betsy]

That's right Micah keep telling Mummy you're hungry.

 

[Merab]

That's right Micah keep telling Mummy you're hungry.

He hasn’t stopped wheeking for the last half hour!

 

[Betsy]

He hasn’t stopped wheeking for the last half hour!

Send him down here then if his wheeking is annoying you! I love boars! I'll also give him treats and spoil him rotten. He has 3 lovely ladies down here too......