Make A Wish, And Someone Will Curse It

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Then you wouldn't be able to wear nice shoes.

I wish I could swim properly.
But then you’d never have anything to learn about swimming

I wish that there was no virus!
 
But then there's be a mass extinction instead!

I wish the virus wasn't airborne then it'd be easy to control
 
But then you’d have to leave your piggies for a while

I wish I could have an extra hour in bed
 
What if you overheat and faint?!

I wish I could go back to bed for a nap
 
Then you wouldn't get so much done in the day!

I wish I could click my fingers and all the housework would be done.
 
But things would have been put away in the wrong places and you'd never find them. (That's what happens when someone else does housework in my house anyway)
 
But then you might slip when/if you go out for a walk.

I wish guinea pigs and gerbils lived longer.
 
But you'd have to find more people to help look after them when you go away.

I wish we could have some snow down in the South West!
 
But then it wouldn’t have anyone to look after it when you pass away.

I wish I was better at sewing.
 
Okay here's how you play, the first poster writes a wish example: I wish I had a car, the second poster grants this wish but there has to be a defect to it, example: Your wish is granted but it doesn't have tires so you can't use it. They then put a wish of their own down and somebody else grants it and so on and so on. I may have copyed this game from another forum but that's okay . I'll start.

I wish all my piggies got along.
 
Your wish is granted but now you have no money.

I wish I could eat mint choc chip ice cream all day and not get fat.
 
Your wish is granted but now you have no money.

I wish I could eat mint choc chip ice cream all day and not get fat.
Your wish is granted but you suddenly have an urge to eat chocolate ice cream, which will make you fat.

I wish I was better at sewing
 
Your wish is granted but you will be so exhausted afterwards that you can’t walk.

I wish my guinea pig wouldn’t get so much fur on me.
 
Your wish is granted but then you wouldn't have so much fun cuddling them.

I wish I could eat what I wanted and not have to watch my weight.
 
Your wish is granted but your size 10 dresses are a bit loose on.

I wish I could have a tidy house without cleaning.
 
It's so tidy that it's impossible to find what you're looking for without a detailed blueprint of the house. It takes you equally as long to find the item as it would to clean the house yourself.

I wish regular cookie dough was edible.
 
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