If you could have one wish to ask your guinea pig something and they can answer, just once... What would it be?

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I'd ask Leonard if he's in pain or if he's comfortable and happy to live as he currently is. Thistle I'm not sure whether I'd ask if she's happy in her new home or what her old home was like..I'd love to know for sure what they did to the poor thing!
I'd ask Misty why she insists of giving poor Pippin terrible haircuts.
I'm not sure on the others 🤣
 
Eriathwen said:
I'd ask Leonard if he's in pain or if he's comfortable and happy to live as he currently is. Thistle I'm not sure whether I'd ask if she's happy in her new home or what her old home was like..I'd love to know for sure what they did to the poor thing!
I'd ask Misty why she insists of giving poor Pippin terrible haircuts.
I'm not sure on the others 🤣
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Yes if I could ask further less important questions I would ask Piggle the mad barber why Jezzy floof's face tastes so good that she has to give her a mohican hairstyle every few weeks!
 
Think I’d ask Jess if she wanted some girly friends or just Luigi to herself (that’s just me being naughty though and thinking about more piggies in the near future, bad me!). And maybe ask Luigi how old he really is and if he’s got more growing to do! Will need a new flat soon! :))
 
alpacasqueak said:
Think I’d ask Jess if she wanted some girly friends or just Luigi to herself (that’s just me being naughty though and thinking about more piggies in the near future, bad me!). And maybe ask Luigi how old he really is and if he’s got more growing to do! Will need a new flat soon! :))
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I sometimes think about a girlie friend for Dot and Bernie, but it's a risk with Dot
 
I would ask Fudge how he manages to ignore Toffee sometimes, and what he’s hoping to gain when he rumblestruts. And I’d ask Toffee why he becomes a scaredy-cat when it comes to veg time - if Fudge is near him when he’s been given something, he will ‘whine’ 🤣

I’d ask the girls if they’re happy, especially Chanel. And I’d also ask Chanel if she minds a head scratch.
 
SkyPipDotBernie said:
I sometimes think about a girlie friend for Dot and Bernie, but it's a risk with Dot
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Yeah I’d never really thought about it when Jess and Rupert were together but with her being 7 in Feb and him being 1 he does get a good telling off sometimes for irritating her when she’s trying to have a nap and he’s ready to run a marathon!
 
Siikibam said:
Following on from @anyar.dris it would be nice if they spoke human so they could tell me what they wanted. Especially the boys who always come to the side when I’m around or walking past - even when they have hay or have just eaten.
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I think they always want snacks, I was getting that last night, they'd just eaten red pepper and babycorn and dill and pellets and had their water bottles refilled and their poops picked up and their hay refilled to overflowing... still 8 pairs of needy accusing piggy eyes run wheeking towards me when I walk past! :)
 
PigglePuggle said:
I think they always want snacks, I was getting that last night, they'd just eaten red pepper and babycorn and dill and pellets and had their water bottles refilled and their poops picked up and their hay refilled to overflowing... still 8 pairs of needy accusing piggy eyes run wheeking towards me when I walk past! :)
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They really know how to put the guilts on us don’t they! When they have eaten or have hay, I tend to assume they want some attention. It’s mainly the boys who do it, so I’ll give them a little scratch each and move on. Sometimes the girls are also waiting but they generally don’t like scratches. But Chanel now doesn’t run away the majority of the time so there is progress ☺️
 
I’d ask Ralph if he’d be prepared to attend the “how to be a good husboar” course that everyone else’s piggies seem to have been on as they all seem to have sows who not only put up with them but even like them whereas he has upset every sow except Holly.

And I’d ask Holly whether she’d like a divorce from Ralph, cos she’s too polite to tell me in piggy language.
 
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