Oh boy, we did good work today! My niece came over and we did all the foot and nail care for the whole colony, plus some other miscellaneous grooming as needed. Now they'll all be on the same coordinated schedule.
It took us about five hours, but we were doodling around a whole lot snuggling pigs and taking pictures of pigs. I think we could do it in half that time and still get snuggles in, or even quicker if I rounded up all the pigs beforehand. A disproportionate amount of time was spent trying to capture one or two pigs who weren't in the mood to be picked up.
(DAISY...)
Plus, over half an hour of that was spent giving Sylvie some advanced foot TLC. She has a lot of trouble with funky calluses as well as some nails that overgrow strangely. (I've seen the same thing before on a kitty - it's like the nails don't shed old layers properly, and thus become thick, misshapen, and potentially ingrown.) I'd been keeping things pared and sanded down as per the vet's advice, but I was afraid of hurting her and thus probably being too conservative, as her assorted feet creepies would always grow right back.
So this time I bit the bullet and scrubbed and clipped and peeled away at Sylvie's little feeties and nails as deeply and aggressively as I thought was safe in hopes of correcting things in a more lasting way. And she LOVED it. She went into a limp, hypnotic state and laid belly-up on my lap for all of it. She could clearly tell we were trying to help her out.
Something I did must have relieved discomfort for her - she gave me the most amazing thank you! I've had pigs give me an affectionate lick here and there before, but she was lapping at my hand like a puppy and grooming me.
I'm so glad you feel better, Sylvie.
I'm upset to know that her feet must have been bothering her this whole time, but now I have a much better idea of how zealous I can be about it without hurting her. It appears I can trust she will squeak if I'm even getting close to living tissue. And that all that abnormal growth is more dead and insensitive than it may appear. So we are going to keep on scrubbing down those pawpads and nails one session at a time until we hopefully find some completely normal, happy pig feet.
If this routine doesn't set things straight, maybe I'll ask the vet if it's possible or advisable to put her under briefly and like, completely debride or chemically peel her paw pads? I know they offer an experimental corrective surgery for severely abnormal nails that are causing pain, where they will cut nails down to the base to encourage them to grow out normally again.