alpacasqueak
Forum Donator 2022/23
Oh my goodness, what hilariously gorgeous pics Brilliant! Aw Maude is so pretty pulling her little piggy model poses!
I also remember when it was in black and white!
I also remember when it was in black and white!
Oh how fantastic! That’s just like my guys
Lion wants to know where he can lodge a complaint about the size of his weigh tub..
Dear Thea,Look no further Lion, Thea is on the case!
Dear Lion
I understand you have a weigh tub that is too small for your gorgeous chunky boarliness. Does your Slave not realise that this is not on? In fact it is in contravention of Rule Number 4, Sub-section 3, Paragraph 6 of "How to try to Avoid the Dreaded Weigh in" Guide.
You must insist on a larger weigh tub by wheaking really loudly and running around in different directions as quickly as possible so your Slave can't pick you up to weigh you. It's bad enough that we piggies have to suffer being weighed wheakly but to be squashed into a tub that is far too small is just wrong!
Yours hoping you get a larger weigh tub.
The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
Hope Maude recovers from the hay seed xWhat is with my guys and haypoke!?!
Noticed Maude had a watery eye tonight, upon investigation out pops a grass seed!
Have washed it out with colloidal silver and applied antibiotic eye jel.
Goodness me pigs!
But slave… any attention is good attention!Maudes eye healed fine..
Last night EMILY got hay in her EYE AGAIN!
What is with my pigs and their eyeballs!
Can someone have a word with these attention seeking ladies of mine?!