Guinea Pig Confessional

Hi forum friends,
My hoomans have been ever so cruel to Red and covered his bars so he can't bite them. They say it's so he can't break any more teeth but I don't believe them. I'm getting them back any way. I've discovered if I bite the inside sticky out bit of my wooden corner hidey it makes a lovely loud banging sound that echo's round the cage. Apparently it's really noisy even upstairs and is not appreciated especially at 3am. Don't know what they mean, I love it at any time.
Love from Freddie.

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Dear Piggies in Forum Land

This is NOT a confession; that would imply that I have done something wrong. I have not.

I have taken to walking all over the Slave; even if there is plenty of space for me to manoeuvre, I will quite deliberately tread all over her feet, or headbutt her in the ankle, to remind her that I am the one who is in charge.

The Slave thinks my behaviour is rude and potentially dangerous as she thinks she may accidentally 'kick me across the room...' she'd better not.... I'll tell Miss Bramble!

Love from Gaia
 
Rachel116 said:
Hello Forum Friends, Willow (aka the sassy queen) here!

When my human slave gives us our veggies I always take mine and hide it, then I go and find my husband and steal his. I feel he is getting fat so it is my duty to prevent obesity and eat his veggies on his behalf. Well my human slave seems to disagree and has now started taking me out of my cage and giving my husband a head start. So to show my disapproval I have been saving my poop and during snuggle time I'm turning myself into a poop conveyor belt and covering my human slave in as much poop as possible. No regrets!

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Hello Forum Friends, Willow again!

An update on my pooping plot. Unfortunately despite my best efforts the human slave has not changed her ways. I have covered her in poop on multiple occasions however she still doesn't seem to understand that I am entitled to both my vegetables AND my husband's vegetables! So now I have increased to DEFCON 2. I am now not only saving all my poop for snuggle time but I am also eating some of my poop and then doing everything within my power to lick human slave's face with my poop breath. I aim for the mouth but her nose or eyes will do if I miss. The more she pushes me away the more I come back for more. I have also begun to use my bottom to block my husband from coming down the ramp at vegetable time which was proving to be a successful tactic until human slave caught me yesterday and forced me to move. If this continues for much longer then I will have no choice but to escalate to DEFCON 1 and initiate full poop warfare!

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I hope my piggy allies will join me in this fight for justice! NO REGRETS!
 
Truffolo said:
Truffle and Polo say: You are a beautiful, healthy piggy, your slave should be grateful for all the healthy bacteria full to overflowing you are bestowing on her!
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Your husboar looks suitably besotted. Being boars ourselves, we won't recommend keeping your husboar in his place, but naturally we think that this is the sort of advice every young sow gets from her mommy sow while she is growing up ❤️❤️
 
How to scare your slave part 3

Sleep with a tilted head. She'll think you're sick. In fact she's still observing me because I'm doing it again. When I came for my treat my head was normal. Hehe I'm getting lots of attention.

How to scare your slave part 4

Sleep on a pink toy with your white fur. It'll get on your fur and she'll think it's blood.
 
(Chipping in)

How to scare your slave part 5

Just disappear. I hide behind the sofa. 😀 - Minerva

How to scare your slave part 6

Get stuck in absolutely anything and everything (my cursed bountiful booty) and scream about it - Gaia
 
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