Funny / Soppy Piggie Nicknames

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And at number one, the unanimous decision in our household, the one that generated the most laughs, our clear winner of the soppiest and silliest piggie name award goes to.....

Wibsy Woobles

Well done @Katherine , and thank you everyone for bearing your souls and contributing. You've all been fantastic and can leave the confession booth suitably unburdened.

Now everyone go and pour yourself a Friday glass of wine! @sport_billy can we get a forums banner under Katherine's profile name as a reward, to say Soppiest Piggie Owner 2015 (or something similar?) I think that would be fitting if it is possible. :D
 
Gimz said:
And at number one, the unanimous decision in our household, the one that generated the most laughs, our clear winner of the soppiest and silliest piggie name award goes to.....

Wibsy Woobles

Well done @Katherine , and thank you everyone for bearing your souls and contributing. You've all been fantastic and can leave the confession booth suitably unburdened.

Now everyone go and pour yourself a Friday glass of wine! @sport_billy can we get a forums banner under Katherine's profile name as a reward, to say Soppiest Piggie Owner 2015 (or something similar?) I think that would be fitting if it is possible. :D
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By your command :)
 
When I go out to feed mine I always say "hello itchy pigs" My mum used to call them itchy pigs when I was younger and we had them as kids. Also when Darwin wheeks really loudly I call him Darwhine because he's so loud. Rosie's full name is Rosalin but often call her Rosie Roo or Roz
 
Plenty of nicknames for Pirate and Strawberry - Pirate poo, Strawbybum, Ginger piggy/Stripey piggy, Little squiggler, Piggy mouse, Piggimagig, Bubba etc. But I also use their full name by adding 'the guinea pig' on the end when I'm telling them off or taking them for a bath - 'Pirate the guinea pig, stop eating the table leg at once!'
 
Bea is called Bealing - the appealing Bealing - Lady Bea - Baggy belly Bea - big nosed Bea - Bumble is called baby lion - bumbalina - poorly boarly - buba
 
I'm late to the party but I don't think I can top @Katherine's excellent name!

Pixel gets called Mrs Pig, Fatty Chops, Tank
Widget is Widge, Pidget, Pigeon, Wiglet
Thor is Fluff-pig, Fuzzy-bum, The Duster (!)

Collectively, I call them far too many things; Squigglers, Pork Chops, Pigwigstigaligs and Fatty Munchers to name a few...
 
katanamoon said:
I'm late to the party but I don't think I can top @Katherine's excellent name!

Pixel gets called Mrs Pig, Fatty Chops, Tank
Widget is Widge, Pidget, Pigeon, Wiglet
Thor is Fluff-pig, Fuzzy-bum, The Duster (!)

Collectively, I call them far too many things; Squigglers, Pork Chops, Pigwigstigaligs and Fatty Munchers to name a few...
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I had to laugh at The Duster! Thor must get quite worried when you call him that!
 
I'm afraid I'm late too!

Collectively i call mine-
iggle piggles
Piggle wiggles
The girls!

Other names for..
Fudge:
Fudge-a Wudge-a!
Fudgey
Mummys special little girl (ofcourse i dont have favourites.. :love:)

Crunchie:
Chunky Monkey
Crunch
Puddin

Mallow:
Mals
Millow Willow
And more frequently- naughty girl!

Love hearing all the names ! I dont think my names are the worst, its the voice i say them in thats pretty embarrassing!
 
Adelle said:
I'm afraid I'm late too!

Collectively i call mine-
iggle piggles
Piggle wiggles
The girls!

Other names for..
Fudge:
Fudge-a Wudge-a!
Fudgey
Mummys special little girl (ofcourse i dont have favourites.. :love:)

Crunchie:
Chunky Monkey
Crunch
Puddin

Mallow:
Mals
Millow Willow
And more frequently- naughty girl!

Love hearing all the names ! I dont think my names are the worst, its the voice i say them in thats pretty embarrassing!
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You should hear us when signing their names :roll: We even wheek and they reply lol
 
Collectively I call them: the hoglets, the little oinks, the smellies..

Pinky is sometimes Mr Pig, or Sir Oinksalot.

The other 3 are the ladies :) we sometimes call Fuzzy 'the Enigma' because she's always so mysterious!
 
Very embarrassed to confess that I speak to bumble in a very dodgy "Allo Allo" french accent - don't know why!
 
A late entry, but..

Collectively known as The Girls, 'nothing wrong with that' I hear you cry..... we have 2 pigs, an 'I'm and an 'er. Poor Skunky, he is a big girls blouse, but he's still a boy piggie.

April is known as Bustle Bum, she bustles around her domain in a never-ending quest for fooooooood.....
 
hehe , great, thanx for my vote! :) All great names :)
 
I have the stupidest nicknames for my pigs and if they could talk they would be so embarrassed. Here the are:
Cookie- Cooksters
Beano-Beeanoooo
Peaches-Peachypoo
Smudge-Smudgeadoodle
Luna-Luunaaaa

I don't know where they came from but they just stuck.
 
Shadow - Sweet Shadow, sweetypips (RIP)
Cloud - Little Moo, Home-wrecker (she destroyed quite a lot of Correx) (RIP)
Snowball - Piggy-Lips (she had such cute ones) (RIP)
Sunrise - Great Wodge (I've yet to see a piggy as rotund as her)
Penny - Penny-Pops, Poppsicals (she popcorns a lot)
Freddie - PigPigPig (I don't know why)
Oreo - I love her just as much as the others, but I have not found myself calling her anything but Oreo.


Some of the nick-names already quoted on here by others are fantastic. What a lovely thread, and makes a fun read :)
 
We are new to Guinea pigs, but flower comes to mind every time we talk to them. We also have a hamster and she has the nickname petal all of a sudden. The cats tend to be stop it and off :) wouldn't be without any of them.
 
I used to talk to one of my passed piggies in a French accent. He was called Lister. No idea why I did it as the character he was based on is from Red Dwarf and very much not french

My current pigs are:

Anselmo - Moo, Moonbeam, Moonpie, Sailor Moon, Dr. Moobius, and my partner likes to call him Boar when he poops on him
Jon Snow - My partner calls him his son. I call him rattnick and he's a PEW
Podrick - Poddy, Pod, Poddington Peeps, and my partner calls him Little Sh** when he burrows under the fleece 2 seconds after we've got him out from under there!
 
:D Beano - sweet pea (ironically!)
Bonnie - Bon- bon or sweetie-chops
Inka Proudbottom - Inkie-bum or Inka-da-Pinka or just Inkie.
Maya the Beautiful - Boofuls
Crow Feather - Feather or Fevver (?) or The Minx.
 
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