Fortunately, Unfortunately Game

Unfortunately you dropped everything because you such a clutz!
 
Fortunately you picked it all up again and put it in a nice strong bag with no holes that wouldn't break.
 
Unfortunately you tripped, losing your grip on the bag. It flew through the air and a ice cream man standing nearby grabbed the bag.
 
Fortunately he gives you free ice cream in exchange for the bag!
 
Unfortunately, you now have no money. But a full stomach! :tu:
 
Fortunately you explain your situation to the Ice Cream Man who felt sorry for you and asked you to marry him and you agreed as you liked the idea of free ice cream for life.
 
Fortunately by this time you had fallen in love with him and couldn't leave him if you tried and he felt the same way about you.
 
Fortunately cos you're a rich widow the alarm system is linked to the Police Station and the burglars were caught.
 
Unfortunately you husbands guinea pigs got outside during the whole ordeal!
 
Fortunately you found them hiding in a dog kennel underneath a very friendly black lab. The vet asked "How did they get there?"
 
Fortunately you rustled your crisp packet and called out veg time and they came running back to you and you scooped them up and popped them in your piggy bag.
 
Fortunately, you managed to run away from the dog while keeping your piggies in your arms!
 
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