FOF (Feet out Friday)!

Bill & Ted said:
Hector says as long as there are more treats at yours we’ll pack our bags then!
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Hector, there are lots of treats here lovely boy! There is a pellet breakfast fresh grass every morning, coriander snacks, forage, pea flakes, apple chunks and lots and lots and more lots of tasty hay! When can I expect you?
 
Dear Sam

I understand that you are not being fed. The photo that you sent to GPU HQ has you looking really starved and exhausted through lack of food. This is clearly in contravention of quite a few rules but mainly Rule No 5, Paragraph 2 Subsection c in the How To Train Your Slave (Basic) leaflet which clearly states "There should be food available at all times". From what I can see there is not even any hay in your cage! What is your Slave thinking of? No hay, no food and a starving piggie?!?!

Clearly, the Slave Training has to start from the very beginning again to get your Slave up to speed. It may take a while as some Slaves clearly don't have a clue but keep persevering and you will get there (eventually). Start by standing up at the bars every time she walks by and look cute. If she speaks to you this is a good sign and she has acknowledged you are there, then start talking to her and she may well hold a conversation with you (she will probably try to talk guinea pig, in which case you'll have to excuse the odd rude wheak and the not making sense sentences - Slaves can be very stupid sometimes). After that, you will have to develop an ear splitting WHEAK every time she walks past and start to chew on the bars so that she will get the hint that you're hungry. In time you can wheak whenever you feel like it and your slave will be trained to feed you whenever she hears you .

Yours hoping this information has been helpful

The One and Only Thea
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