TheCavySlave
Adult Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2016
- Messages
- 1,375
- Reaction score
- 1,284
- Points
- 695
- Location
- Plutonian living in Surrey.
"Hello, humans! We're looking to trade slaves, please. Today's salad was meagre at best- no peppers, no radicchio, no parsley or coriander! The human said something about the peppers being a bit mouldy or something- honestly, terrible excuse. Instead we had something odd- dark green and light green, the light green bit was basically water. We were NOT impressed. We had a few nibbles, then dropped it, hoping the human had something tastier. We sniffed her fingers hopefully, but nope. She should do a little shopping trip, with three colours of pepper and some tasty treats!"
"I expect Godfrey told you we have no peppers, no real food at all! Here's the human giving me a piece of hay. Hmmf. I'm a growing boar, I need peppers, herbs, fruit, loads of green things. The weird green thing she gave us was disappointing- how can water be solid and green? It tasted almost of nothing. We miss our crunchy pepper! The humans had Romano peppers, and we had some, but, if you could believe the utter selfishness- a human ate the rest of them! I'm not joking, I wish I was! It's appalling. With a bit of luck the humans will have a better salad for us soon. Otherwise, we'll have to order new slaves on the site the humans use- Amazon."
"I expect Godfrey told you we have no peppers, no real food at all! Here's the human giving me a piece of hay. Hmmf. I'm a growing boar, I need peppers, herbs, fruit, loads of green things. The weird green thing she gave us was disappointing- how can water be solid and green? It tasted almost of nothing. We miss our crunchy pepper! The humans had Romano peppers, and we had some, but, if you could believe the utter selfishness- a human ate the rest of them! I'm not joking, I wish I was! It's appalling. With a bit of luck the humans will have a better salad for us soon. Otherwise, we'll have to order new slaves on the site the humans use- Amazon."