Betsy's Guinea Pigs

Merab's Slave said:
That looks a lovely space for them.
My herd would like to know just why you haven’t made room for their fellow piggies yet?
What have you been doing all week?
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Dear Jemimah, Priscilla, Pheobe and Micah

I have been very busy all week. I have emptied around 60 of the 102 boxes. I have to get rid of A LOT of Piggy Grandma's stuff/crap to make room for my very important stuff/not crap. I am now on first name terms with the bloke at the Julia's House Children's Hospice Distribution Centre as I have been there every day for 6 days with bootfuls of crap. He is a very nice young man with very long hair neatly tied back and is called Steve. I have to make room in the house for the stuff in the garage before I can get your "fellow piggies" in their run in the garage.

Lots of love
Christian, Meg, Betsy and Dennis's Slave
 
HELP! Slave has just informed us that she is going away for Christmas and the rest of the Slave family is going too!:yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes: We are going into somewhere called "boarding" we don't like the sound of this very much! What happened to Aunty Clare? We love Aunty Clare! Well Slave said that when we moved into our luxury accommodation in the "grage" Aunty Clare is now too far away to come and look after us We don't like this at all! Fancy not driving an hour to come and give us our breakfast and then an hour back home and then another hour to give us our dindins and an hour back home .... It is outrageous! Slave has told us that our new Temporary Slave at "Boarding" is called Aunty Lucy and she is very nice. Apparently we will be staying in a Guinea Pig Hotel in 2 hutches in a heated shed. Aunty Lucy is hoping to have a couple of runs sorted for us in another heated shed too. She said if her husband had time it would be sorted by Christmas. We hope our slave has chosen nice "boarding" for us!

Lots of love

Dennis, Betsy, Christian and Meg
 
Dear Denis, Betsy, Christian and Meg,

While it is indeed selfish and thoughtless of the slaves to leave you :yikes: for a few days, we would like to reassure you that 'boarding' is a lot more fun than you might think. Even though the 'grage' is luxurious and you have your slaves jolly well trained, you will find the possibilities of Aunty Lucy are unlimited! These boarding Aunties are actually paid to cater to our every whim. Every little wheek or squeak you make, she will be listening and learning exactly how many breakfasts you expect and where you prefer your scritches. Our Aunty Ingrid at 'boarding' maybe didn't give us unlimited food but we're sure we convinced her to give us a bit more than the regular slaves, plus she certainly had more time to chat with us and listen to our piggie thoughts. We are sure your heated sheds will be super comfy. Have a great time!

Love from Trudy and Hazelnut
 
PS Betsy and Meg,

Do you know whether there will be any other guests at 'boarding'? Because we discovered this thing called 'holiday romance' where the boars downstairs wheek at you that you smell gorgeous! We heard them say they wanted to 'sniff our butts' :wub: As two maiden ladies we weren't entirely sure what they meant but it was very exciting!

Love from Trudy and Hazelnut
 
Sparklepetal said:
Dear Denis, Betsy, Christian and Meg,

While it is indeed selfish and thoughtless of the slaves to leave you :yikes: for a few days, we would like to reassure you that 'boarding' is a lot more fun than you might think. Even though the 'grage' is luxurious and you have your slaves jolly well trained, you will find the possibilities of Aunty Lucy are unlimited! These boarding Aunties are actually paid to cater to our every whim. Every little wheek or squeak you make, she will be listening and learning exactly how many breakfasts you expect and where you prefer your scritches. Our Aunty Ingrid at 'boarding' maybe didn't give us unlimited food but we're sure we convinced her to give us a bit more than the regular slaves, plus she certainly had more time to chat with us and listen to our piggie thoughts. We are sure your heated sheds will be super comfy. Have a great time!

Love from Trudy and Hazelnut
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Dear Trudy and Hazelnut

Thank you for replying to our plea for help! It is reassuring to know that others have survived "boarding" and actually enjoyed it. We hope Aunty Lucy is as nice as your Aunty Ingrid sounds.

Love from
Betsy, Dennis, Christian and Meg

PS Dennis and Christian have said that if anypig tries a holiday romance with us (Betsy and Meg) they WILL NOT be happy. We think it sounds exciting to be told we smell gorgeous.
 
Dear Dennis, Christian, Betsy and Meg,

We think you will have a lot of fun with Aunty Lucy and she might give you lots of yummy new treats. We had to stay with Aunty @PigglePuggle and Uncle Piggy Daddy when our slaves moved to a new house. We were given coriander for the very first time. It is the best food in the whole world so now our slave has to buy coriander just for us. She keeps telling us it’s horrible stuff but we have her trained now and we get coriander :yahoo:.
You might have new ideas for slave training when you come home too.

Love and wheels from Jemimah, Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Oh dear, The Ever Beautiful Betsy wasn't happy with me tonight. She was teeth chattering at me as I didn't bring her veggie dinner when she asked for it. I had to put the snugglesafes in the hutch first to keep her and the other 3 warm overnight. Then she had her veggie dindins. She thought I was putting in dinner but the snugglesafes went in instead. Bless her she can't see very well and it was dinner time!
 
Merab's Slave said:
Don’t you know that food is a priority?
Phoebe, who is always first at the bars, up on her hind legs begging has offered to contact the GPU on Betsy’s behalf
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Betsy thanks Phoebe for her kind offer but thinks that Slave's concern for her to keep warm was very commendable especially as she (Betsy) had been on a Snugglesafe for most of the day and then complained when Slave took it away for reheating so that she can be on it for most of the night as well. Betsy did get her dindins in the end and it had yummy green carrot leaves in so Slave is now forgiven.
 
Well tonight at dindins veg time both Betsy and Dennis were waiting with their feet on the wire of the door (something they have not done before) they know they always get their veg first. Well I had just opened the hutch door and started to put the veg bowl in and quick as a flash a carrot top (the green leafy bit) had disappeared as cheeky Betsy had grabbed it and then complained like mad when Dennis tried to get it. I gave Dennis the other carrot top but he wanted the one Betsy had until Betsy told him off good and proper. Then he slunk into the corner with his carrot top. I guess we know who the Boss is in that relationship!
 
We are writing a letter of complaint to the Guinea Pig Union:

Dear GPU
Betsy and Dennis ALWAYS get cleaned out on a Wednesday and Christian and Meg ALWAYS get cleaned out on a Thursday. This week, however, we have not been. Slave says it's because we are going on holiday on Saturday. Well she says "holiday" but what she really means is "Boarding" with a lovely lady called Aunty Lucy where we will be looked after while Slave is away. Slave has promised us a lovely clean hutch when we come back but we're not sure we believe her! We think it is a dereliction of duty! Fancy not cleaning us out and then abandoning us! This really is not on. We would go on hunger strike in protest if we could but as we need to eat all the time or else we are ill we don't fancy that idea much! What are we to do?
Yours sincerely
Betsy, Dennis, Christian and Meg.
 
Betsy said:
We are writing a letter of complaint to the Guinea Pig Union:

Dear GPU
Betsy and Dennis ALWAYS get cleaned out on a Wednesday and Christian and Meg ALWAYS get cleaned out on a Thursday. This week, however, we have not been. Slave says it's because we are going on holiday on Saturday. Well she says "holiday" but what she really means is "Boarding" with a lovely lady called Aunty Lucy where we will be looked after while Slave is away. Slave has promised us a lovely clean hutch when we come back but we're not sure we believe her! We think it is a dereliction of duty! Fancy not cleaning us out and then abandoning us! This really is not on. We would go on hunger strike in protest if we could but as we need to eat all the time or else we are ill we don't fancy that idea much! What are we to do?
Yours sincerely
Betsy, Dennis, Christian and Meg.
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we think it’s time you went on strike piggies, no wheeking, no piggie kisses or rumbling until slave stops slacking, just because she is off to sun herself doesn’t mean standards have to drop! We are enduring a similar situation, she’s too busy Christmas Shopping, the poops are building up here too! She has missed cleaning day today and is fobbing us off for a thorough clean tomorrow?
Bill and Ted x
 
Dear Bill & Ted
We tried the no wheeks at veg dindins tonight but as soon as the light in the Conservatory went on we got so excited that we couldn't help but wheek (well the others did I just do a very refined "Boing Boing!) and when the door opened from the Dining Room into the Conservatory and the the light went on in the garage our chief wheekers Christian and Meg really went for it! Betsy had a little wheek as she prefers popcorning to wheeking!
Lots of love
Dennis
 
Dear Betsy, Dennis, Christian and Meg,

Us PigglePuggle piggies agree this is definitely a case for the GPU! Our slave has been very lax this week too, we got our cage cleans ok but this morning there was nothing for breakfast except hay and cucumber and pellets!
All the veg left today was half a cucumber because mummy slave hasnt been past any shops cos she's been "working from home" which is odd because she looks to be mostly just sitting on the sofa drinking wine in her pyjamas and messing about on her phone.
Mummy slave says a man will deliver our favourite salad mix tonight in time for dinner and daddy will bring us peppers and Christmas carrots tomorrow but that is a long time away for hungry pigwigs to survive on only cucumber and 20 kilos of hay!
We must throw poops, Ollie managed a heroic poop throw that landed under the Christmas tree. And also rattle our waterbottles very loudly.
Naughty hooman slaves messing up our usual routines for all this Christmas malarky! We hope your slave has a lovely holiday but there's no excuse for all this missing cage cleans business!
Love from Piggle, Puggle, Theo, Blodwen, Jezzy, Clover, Ollie and Tallulah x
 
Dear Christian, Meg, Dennis and Betsy,
We think your slave is just making excuses.
Our slave managed to clean our cage yesterday and we helped too.
Priscilla chewed a hole on the bottom of the wood shavings bag to help speed things up.
We think your slave was probably just sitting around - possibly with a glass of wine.
Love and Wheeks from
Jemimah, Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
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