Beards.

Beards?

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AbiS said:
I was on a hen weekend a few years ago. We were on a narrow boat and started the day dressed as pirates. We moored up beside another boat full of pensioners. We got chatting to them across the boats when my friend announced to these elderly chaps that she 'has a beard down below'. It took her a while to figure out why we were all creased laughing and by the time she clicked the old folk have cleared off in disgust so she wasn't able to explain that her fake pirate beard was downstairs in the boat!
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I can't breathe.... OMG PAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
 
:) Mwaahah.

It was my 21st a few days ago, I'm told I had 21 pints five double vodkas in the pub, then I went home bought two bottles of white wine and a bottle of Smirmoff, 8 cans of Special Brew for someone from school that walked past, I drank the bottles and then apparently did a drag act, makeup the lot - forgot about it, walked into my local the next morning to fits of laughter XD
 
Falken said:
:) Mwaahah.

It was my 21st a few days ago, I'm told I had 21 pints five double vodkas in the pub, then I went home bought two bottles of white wine and a bottle of Smirmoff, 8 cans of Special Brew for someone from school that walked past, I drank the bottles and then apparently did a drag act, makeup the lot - forgot about it, walked into my local the next morning to fits of laughter XD
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WOAAAAAHHH REWIND. You're younger than me??
 
AbiS said:
I was on a hen weekend a few years ago. We were on a narrow boat and started the day dressed as pirates. We moored up beside another boat full of pensioners. We got chatting to them across the boats when my friend announced to these elderly chaps that she 'has a beard down below'. It took her a while to figure out why we were all creased laughing and by the time she clicked the old folk have cleared off in disgust so she wasn't able to explain that her fake pirate beard was downstairs in the boat!
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Hahahahaha hahaha hahahahaha oh God! I'd only just managed to stop laughing! Now I'm laughing again! OH thinks I've gone mental!
 
Falken said:
:) Mwaahah.

It was my 21st a few days ago, I'm told I had 21 pints five double vodkas in the pub, then I went home bought two bottles of white wine and a bottle of Smirmoff, 8 cans of Special Brew for someone from school that walked past, I drank the bottles and then apparently did a drag act, makeup the lot - forgot about it, walked into my local the next morning to fits of laughter XD
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I KNEW IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE MY SELFI CAMERA!!
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AbiS said:
I was on a hen weekend a few years ago. We were on a narrow boat and started the day dressed as pirates. We moored up beside another boat full of pensioners. We got chatting to them across the boats when my friend announced to these elderly chaps that she 'has a beard down below'. It took her a while to figure out why we were all creased laughing and by the time she clicked the old folk have cleared off in disgust so she wasn't able to explain that her fake pirate beard was downstairs in the boat!
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OMG, this is something special pure comedy gold! :))
 
Falken said:
:) Mwaahah.

It was my 21st a few days ago, I'm told I had 21 pints five double vodkas in the pub, then I went home bought two bottles of white wine and a bottle of Smirmoff, 8 cans of Special Brew for someone from school that walked past, I drank the bottles and then apparently did a drag act, makeup the lot - forgot about it, walked into my local the next morning to fits of laughter XD
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I need photo's of you in drag :)) I bet you looked like the female Krankie after all that booze :))

AbiS said:
Can I just correct you as to the origins of 'dangleberries' - my barney is to thank for this term and he is more than happy to share a few more pigtures to prove the point!
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All hail Barney provider of the Dangleberries of Doom!
 
Falken said:
:P Feck no, although I know I give that impression, I do try and remain respectable here... erm, not quite managed it tonight.
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I guess I assumed because of Lee and Tom, pahahahaha.
All their fault like. pahahahaha.
But yes, you've been naughty tonight. tut tut.
 
TheFurryGodmother said:
Doesn't it hurt your face?
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I have a solution :)

GenPro_Beard_Cover.jpg
 
TheFurryGodmother said:
I guess I assumed because of Lee and Tom, pahahahaha.
All their fault like. pahahahaha.
But yes, you've been naughty tonight. tut tut.
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Oi, I'm bloody 37 not 40! You can go off people you know... :))
 
aimzer said:
It depends, when it's just a tiny bit of stubble then yeh it hurts but once it's maybe like a centimetre or so it's usually ok
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Yeah, I didn't realise a cm counted as stubble, it's not so bad then! agreed!


Falken said:
I have a solution :)

GenPro_Beard_Cover.jpg
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OMG CRACKING UP.

I have a picture of me in full forensic gear actually ;)
 
TheFurryGodmother said:
Yeah, I didn't realise a cm counted as stubble, it's not so bad then! agreed!




OMG CRACKING UP.

I have a picture of me in full forensic gear actually ;)
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Well it's maybe not stubble but I wouldn't class it as a full beard haha. I don't like big fluffy beards that hang from the chin haha
 
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