Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

The Non Stripey nose club is sending their get well wishes to Dennis and they hope he gets well very soon.

In the mean time, everyone is welcome to come over and hang out with us. Stripey nose or not. Everyone is welcome

The Non-Stripey Nose Club
 
horsefeather said:
The Non Stripey nose club is sending their get well wishes to Dennis and they hope he gets well very soon.

In the mean time, everyone is welcome to come over and hang out with us. Stripey nose or not. Everyone is welcome

The Non-Stripey Nose Club
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Dennis would like to thank @horsefeather for her get well wishes. He is feeling everso slightly better today. He is not happy with Betsy though as she has sat on his favourite snugglesafe heatpad all day. He refuses to go near any others.
 
Pigwhisperer said:
Rory sends his best wishes for a speedy recovery and sympathises as he's recovering from an abcess. He is also wondering whether the membership rules state that you have to be a guinea pig to be in the club? ?
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Rory, Dennis is prepared to get out of his sickbed to sympathise with you. He is sorry that you have to wear the "cone of shame" and that to be a member of The Coolest Club in Town you do have to be a guinea pig. He thinks the white stripe on your nose is magnificent.
 
Betsy said:
Rory, Dennis is prepared to get out of his sickbed to sympathise with you. He is sorry that you have to wear the "cone of shame" and that to be a member of The Coolest Club in Town you do have to be a guinea pig. He thinks the white stripe on your nose is magnificent.
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Ah well, if you don't ask... and thanks 🤣
 
It is with regret that Dennis will have to step down as Self Appointed Chair Pig of the Stripey Nose Club, The Coolest Club in Town as he is no better. His bad URI is not shifting. He is looking for Volunteers from his Members who are willing to be President of The Only Place To Be and Be Seen. The correct applicant/volunteer for the job as President has to have the same outlook as Dennis and the same strict rules that only those piggies with cool white nose stripes (that don't include the eyes) no matter how small can only be members. Those piggies that try and cheat to get in (you know who you are!) will be banned by Security Staff and not be allowed in. Interviews will be taking place soon. So will all members who want to be President please put in their application forms by Monday 30th November. These should include a photograph showing full nose stripe and the reason why they think they will good as The President of the Stripey Nose Club.
 
It’s such a shame that Dennis is still so unwell that he has to step down as president.
He has been the best and most outstanding president the club could have had.

Micah wants to apply but besotted as his slave is, honesty compels her to say that he is no gentlepig. He’s really a bit of a thug at times.
Priscilla isn’t really interested as it would require effort and she doesn’t do mornings.
Phoebe has class and style but lacks the secretarial support.

They all send Dennis lots of piggy love and kisses and hope he feels better soon.
 

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Poor little Dennis, I really hope he gets better soon and he can be partying with all the other stripped nose piggies!
Pringle would love to apply as well, he is very sensible piggie and doesn’t miss a trick so he would be hot in ensuring that every member has the correct striped nose!
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Aw Dennis, poor man. We all wish him a speedy recovery, both stripey nosed and non stripey nosed. Our little Fern has tentatively asked if she could apply to be a member, she doesnt feel presidency is for her so she won't apply for that, but her stripey nosed friends are members and she wishes to be like them 😅

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Bruno and ozzy wish Dennis a speedy recovery and send him a weeks worth of wheeks, they don’t feel that leadership is for them because they’re both very lazy sleepy piggies! They just wanted chairman Dennis to know they and their slave are thinking of him in this hard time


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Eriathwen said:
Aw Dennis, poor man. We all wish him a speedy recovery, both stripey nosed and non stripey nosed. Our little Fern has tentatively asked if she could apply to be a member, she doesnt feel presidency is for her so she won't apply for that, but her stripey nosed friends are members and she wishes to be like them 😅

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Dennissss! <3 Get well soon loves!
 
I think Dennis should stay on as a Senior Adviser to the new Chairpig. This is usually a very well paid role but without all the hard work and would probably mean extra snacks. :)

I do hope that Dennis feels better soon. Sending him healing wheeks from the gang.xx
 
Eriathwen said:
Aw Dennis, poor man. We all wish him a speedy recovery, both stripey nosed and non stripey nosed. Our little Fern has tentatively asked if she could apply to be a member, she doesnt feel presidency is for her so she won't apply for that, but her stripey nosed friends are members and she wishes to be like them 😅

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Fern, unfortunately Dennis is too ill to even consider taking on new members at the moment and says the successful candidate will be responsible for taking on new members. After the interviews on Monday, Dennis will announce who the new President is.
 
YvonneBlue said:
I think Dennis should stay on as a Senior Adviser to the new Chairpig. This is usually a very well paid role but without all the hard work and would probably mean extra snacks. :)

I do hope that Dennis feels better soon. Sending him healing wheeks from the gang.xx
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Dennis likes the idea of staying on as Senior Advisor and says the new Chairpig will actually be The President. There will only ever be one Chairpig of The Coolest Club in Town and that is Dennis.
 
Will all members please observe a 2 minute silence and fly the flag at half mast. The Self Appointed Chairpig Dennis toddled off to the Rainbow Bridge this morning. He very much loved being the Founder Member of The Coolest Club in Town and meeting you all in the Club Bar. He would not like to see the demise of The Place to Be and Be Seen as it has proved so popular. So as his representative I am appointing Pringle @rp1993 as President of his Club and hope that it carries on as the fun place it always has been. I am always here if you need assistance Pringle. There will be a Special Plaque for Dennis put on the wall in the Club Bar in his honour and a celebration of his life at it's unveiling by the new President.
 
Pringle wishes to thank Denis and @Betsy for his new position, he wishes they were under different circumstances but he is going to take the role very seriously in honour of his stripped nose buddy Dennis, may his picture always hang high on the club house walls!
To pay respect we will not be admitting any new members until Monday, so if there are any new sign ups please post pictures then and Pringle will get to approving new members.
Sleep tight Dennis ❤️
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rp1993 said:
Pringle wishes to thank Denis and @Betsy for his new position, he wishes they were under different circumstances but he is going to take the role very seriously in honour of his stripped nose buddy Dennis, may his picture always hang high on the club house walls!
To pay respect we will not be admitting any new members until Monday, so if there are any new sign ups please post pictures then and Pringle will get to approving new members.
Sleep tight Dennis ❤
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Pringle you have to be wary of cheats! They will try anything to get into The Coolest Club in Town. It has been known for piggies to stick white strips of paper on their noses in attempts to get in. Don't forget that the benefits of Membership are extra pellets and extra veg. The Club funds don't stretch to jackets and ties. Membership cards need to be paw written personally (you will get paw ache!) and then posted off.
 
Betsy said:
Pringle you have to be wary of cheats! They will try anything to get into The Coolest Club in Town. It has been known for piggies to stick white strips of paper on their noses in attempts to get in. Don't forget that the benefits of Membership are extra pellets and extra veg. The Club funds don't stretch to jackets and ties. Membership cards need to be paw written personally (you will get paw ache!) and then posted off.
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Pringle is most defiantly up for the challenge, nothing will get past him! The extra food will be needed if he is writing all the membership cards!
 
Dear Pringle,
We are very pleased to welcome you as our new president, even although it was under such sad circumstances.
You have our full support and we are sure you will be a worthy successor to the lovely Dennis.
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah x
 
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