Any Else For The Stripey-nose Club?

Tiamolly123 said:
Oh no you forgot, Rosie, Tatty & Chester. Now I shall have to turn the radio news off, & throw all the newspapers out.l would hate them to know you've tossed them aside. Boo Hoo
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Dennis would like to inform Rosie, Tatty and Chester that this was the first post he ever made and it was a call to all piggies with stripy noses to join his club. He has not "tossed them aside". You need not turn off the radio and throw out all the papers.
 
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Betsy said:
Dennis would like to thank Honey for putting a clearer pigture of her nose stripe with her application to join his Prestigious and Exclusive Club. He has now written out her membership card. Dennis would like to remind her and her friend Ollie that they now have bragging rights over the rest of the herd and that they can also have a bit more veg than everyone else at veg time.
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Thank you so much Dennis, they are both so excited to be a member of your group. Honey was doing crazy zoomies all round this morning when I told her. Think she'll be needing those extra vegies for bfast and Ollie was wheeking extra loud so I think I have two happy piggies. Thank you again. Xx
 
Dennis would love the gorgeous Peggy to be a Member of his Club. In fact he would like to meet her personally in the Club Bar for her "New Member Chat":cool::sly: later on tonight! Her Membership card will be awaiting her there.
 
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Peggy would love to meet Dennis but her friend Mavis says she shouldn't meet boars she doesn't know without and escort. Sadly Mavis only has the tiniest bit of white on her nose so i don't think she would get entry to the club. :love:
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YvonneBlue said:
Peggy would love to meet Dennis but her friend Mavis says she shouldn't meet boars she doesn't know without and escort. Sadly Mavis only has the tiniest bit of white on her nose so i don't think she would get entry to the club. :love:
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Wise words from Mavis and Peggy is right to follow it. Dennis respects her for this. Mavis does have a small white stripe but Dennis thinks it is more on head than her actual nose so will let Errol and Rosie (@Kallasia and @RosieMaia) who are the Representatives for Pigs Less Striped discuss it at the next Board Meeting.
 
Betsy said:
Wise words from Mavis and Peggy is right to follow it. Dennis respects her for this. Mavis does have a small white stripe but Dennis thinks it is more on head than her actual nose so will let Errol and Rosie (@Kallasia and @RosieMaia) who are the Representatives for Pigs Less Striped discuss it at the next Board Meeting.
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Mavis is excitedly awaiting Errol and Rosie's decision.

Peggy is very happy to be a member of the club and i think that Mavis is secretly a little jealous.
 
Please Mrs can my piggys join the stripy nose club.
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Tiamolly123 said:
Please Mrs can my piggys join the stripy nose club.
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Dennis says he'll meet them in the bar later to give them their membership cards
 
PigglePuggle said:
Puggle would like to join the stripey nose club, here she is in the hay cube displaying her beautiful nose.
Piggle is a little jealous and wonders if anyone wants to join a rival "pirate eye patch" club for piggies with an eye patch and slightly different coloured eyes like herself? Technically that is heterochromia but Piggle couldnt spell that :)
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Silk wants to join the pirate eye patch club!
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As much as Dennis would love Silk to join the stripey nose club he feels that a large white body stripe that isn't exclusively along the nose is against club rules. He is sorry but he is going to have to reject this application.
 
Betsy said:
As much as Dennis would love Silk to join the stripey nose club he feels that a large white body stripe that isn't exclusively along the nose is against club rules. He is sorry but he is going to have to reject this application.
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Fortunately you misread my post @Betsy otherwise Silk would be devastated at being rejected TWICE by one of the handsomest
 
Betsy said:
Dennis would love the gorgeous Peggy to be a Member of his Club. In fact he would like to meet her personally in the Club Bar for her "New Member Chat":cool::sly: later on tonight! Her Membership card will be awaiting her there.
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Can you not control Dennis, Betsy. This is like a blue movie. He cannot be making advances to his club members.
 
YvonneBlue said:
Peggy would love to meet Dennis but her friend Mavis says she shouldn't meet boars she doesn't know without and escort. Sadly Mavis only has the tiniest bit of white on her nose so i don't think she would get entry to the club. :love:
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Errol agrees that there is only a tiny bit of white, however, he thinks Mavis is very pretty! Errol would like to grant admission to the club in exchange for a kiss on the cheek!
 
Kallasia said:
Errol agrees that there is only a tiny bit of white, however, he thinks Mavis is very pretty! Errol would like to grant admission to the club in exchange for a kiss on the cheek!
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Mavis thinks Errol is very handsome and would love to join the club. However, she is worried that accepting kisses from a stranger probably wouldn't be setting a good example to Peggy. :inn:
 
YvonneBlue said:
Mavis thinks Errol is very handsome and would love to join the club. However, she is worried that accepting kisses from a stranger probably wouldn't be setting a good example to Peggy. :inn:
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No it wouldn't especially as she told Peggy not to meet Dennis without a chaperone! Pot, kettle and black spring to mind Mavis.
 
It has come to Dennis's attention that there is a new girl in town called Tuppance who has a super cool white stripe down her nose @Annalmcgeagh so Dennis would like to invite her to put an application in to join his exclusive club just for piggies with white stripes on their noses. Please post a pigture of Tuppance showing full face and white nose stripe for his consideration. Dennis is Self Appointed President of the Stripey Nose Club which is the Coolest Club in Town and membership is highly sort after.
 
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