Betsy
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Because all veg are not perfect
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because humans in industrialized countries will turn down perfectly edible food if it looks funny.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because the people in the food industry are not very clever and they think wonky veg must taste funny.
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
They assume that if the carrot looks like a foot it must taste like a foot.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because they are stupid and won't try new things.
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Pigwhisperer
Adult Guinea Pig
Because some people are short-sighted and can't see beyond the end of their own noses, while others can see the bigger picture.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because some people are more open minded than others.
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because different people have different temperaments.
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Merab
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Because people are like guinea pigs and are all made differently.
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Betsy
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Because that's how things are
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because things would be pretty boring if we all acted the same and thought the same.
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FiaFlora
Junior Guinea Pig
Because then we would all do the same things and no one would get to be different or enjoy life by pursuing their dreams.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because you need to enjoy your life and see it as an exciting adventure!
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because life has so many wonderful things in it like beaches and mountains and guinea pigs.
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Betsy
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Because life is for living.
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Because no-one would discover anything
PerceptorII
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Because the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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Because you start with where you are and move forward slowly
Betsy
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Because that's what happens when you walk or run.
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because when you push on the ground backward, it propels your body forward.
Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because that is how you manage to walk or run
PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because you need the exercise.
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Richard Pashley
Junior Guinea Pig
You will always be looked after in our happy home so don't keep running away!
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because if you do you'll get lost.
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Pigwhisperer
Adult Guinea Pig
Because you can't keep a map of the whole world in your head.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because your brain isn't big enough.
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because having a larger brain has its drawbacks.
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Betsy
Anniversary Herd
Because if you have a larger brain you will be cleverer than a lot of people and a lot of people don't like a Clever Clogs!
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Hoppity.K
Adult Guinea Pig
Because size of brain doesn’t really matter, it’s how you think that counts....
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PerceptorII
Adult Guinea Pig
Because that's called wisdom, and wisdom is worth far more than gold.
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