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Betsy

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I have had a lovely time on holiday with Aunty Lilli and have come back nice and relaxed only to find out anarchy as broken out whilst I have been away.

Miss Bramble is away until the end of November

To say I am not amused is an understatement!

I gave my Slave permission to inform your piggies that I was away so that they could keep any transgressions you made for me to deal with on my return NOT so that you Slaves could play Merry Hell in my absence.

@weepweeps and @fluffysal I hold you two entirely responsible for the bad behaviour of all the other Slaves. Weepweeps for starting the thread and fluffysal for encouraging such atrocious behaviour amongst them. Usually all the Slaves are kept in check by their piggies with my assistance. Just because I've been away don’t think that this won’t stop me disciplining you. This morning the GPU held an Emergency General Meeting to discuss your general appalling behaviour and it was agreed that you should both go on the GPU Naughty List for Life. Never in the history of the GPU has any Slave been a Lifelong Member of the Naughty List. Poor Betsy (the founder of the GPU) will be spinning in her grave. This is a very serious punishment and you should hang your heads in shame.

As for the rest of you Slaves you will never know what I have told your piggies to do as I have sent them a private wheekmail listing all the things that they need to put in place to ensure this appalling behaviour doesn’t happen again.

It’s too late to apologise about what you have done. You are, clearly, not fit to call yourselves Guinea Pig Slaves. As such a title is earned and not a right you will all have to buck your ideas up and behave impeccably towards your piggies and spoil them giving them everything they demand and need.

All of you who have taken part in the misbehaving malarky on this thread are now in my sights and if you step out of line even slightly you will certainly know about it!

Yours dismayed at your appalling behaviour.

Miss Bramble
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Dear Miss Bramble,

To say I’m shocked at the severity of my punishment in an understatement. On the naughty list FOREVER! Even murderers get the chance of parole for good behaviour. We didn’t kill anypig did we @fluffysal ? Hello? @fluffysal.

Also it’s never too late to say sorry.

And I can’t be held responsible for everyone’s behaviour. Can I? Surely any slaves contributing (to the malarky) did so with no (not much) help from me. I wasn’t twisting their arm.

I think The One and Only Thea and The Ever Beautiful Betsy would probably secretly be enjoying the boarliness of the thread. As they were mature ladies. I know Posh was (@Bill & Ted ). Maybe if you were a little older you would be taking sneaky peeks at the pictures in the thread.

What happened to second chances? Can’t I get one of them?

Pepper and Pebble would like to say, as character witnesses, that I’m a fabulous slave. I saved Peppers life last year and Pebble is so happy that I chose him to live with Pepper and not his brother. Also they are very, very happy they are indoors now and on super soft fleece.

Yours (but not really) sorry

weepweeps
 
weepweeps said:
Dear Miss Bramble,

To say I’m shocked at the severity of my punishment in an understatement. On the naughty list FOREVER! Even murderers get the chance of parole for good behaviour. We didn’t kill anypig did we @fluffysal ? Hello? @fluffysal.

Also it’s never too late to say sorry.

And I can’t be held responsible for everyone’s behaviour. Can I? Surely any slaves contributing (to the malarky) did so with no (not much) help from me. I wasn’t twisting their arm.

I think The One and Only Thea and The Ever Beautiful Betsy would probably secretly be enjoying the boarliness of the thread. As they were mature ladies. I know Posh was (@Bill & Ted ). Maybe if you were a little older you would be taking sneaky peeks at the pictures in the thread.

What happened to second chances? Can’t I get one of them?

Pepper and Pebble would like to say, as character witnesses, that I’m a fabulous slave. I saved Peppers life last year and Pebble is so happy that I chose him to live with Pepper and not his brother. Also they are very, very happy they are indoors now and on super soft fleece.

Yours (but not really) sorry

weepweeps
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Flippin heck. Now I know why I came downstairs to a floor that looked like a hay barn. Red, Brillo and Bertie had had fun in the night shovelling hay through the bars. Bertie in particular seems to have decided he is a bull dozer and is shoving hay around with his nose.
I can blame that message from Miss Bramble.
 
weepweeps said:
Dear Miss Bramble,

To say I’m shocked at the severity of my punishment in an understatement. On the naughty list FOREVER! Even murderers get the chance of parole for good behaviour. We didn’t kill anypig did we @fluffysal ? Hello? @fluffysal.

Also it’s never too late to say sorry.

And I can’t be held responsible for everyone’s behaviour. Can I? Surely any slaves contributing (to the malarky) did so with no (not much) help from me. I wasn’t twisting their arm.

I think The One and Only Thea and The Ever Beautiful Betsy would probably secretly be enjoying the boarliness of the thread. As they were mature ladies. I know Posh was (@Bill & Ted ). Maybe if you were a little older you would be taking sneaky peeks at the pictures in the thread.

What happened to second chances? Can’t I get one of them?

Pepper and Pebble would like to say, as character witnesses, that I’m a fabulous slave. I saved Peppers life last year and Pebble is so happy that I chose him to live with Pepper and not his brother. Also they are very, very happy they are indoors now and on super soft fleece.

Yours (but not really) sorry

weepweeps
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Dear Weepweeps

The decision of the GPU Emergency General Meeting is final. It was voted on and a decision was made.

It is never too late to say sorry but an apology shouldn't be necessary as you didn't have to misbehave in the first place.

You are wrong about The One and Only Thea she does not enjoy open (or even closed for that matter) shows of boarliness. The Ever Beautiful Betsy only had eyes for the love of her live Cutey Pie Dennis and as he had visited the Plum Fairy (whatever that means) he never really had any boarliness to show off.

Pepper and Pebble may want to act as character witnesses and it is very good that they have chosen to defend their slave but did you tell them of the pictures that were being posted on the thread you started and that most of them were X-rated?

Your piggies friend

Miss Bramble
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piggieminder said:
Flippin heck. Now I know why I came downstairs to a floor that looked like a hay barn. Red, Brillo and Bertie had had fun in the night shovelling hay through the bars. Bertie in particular seems to have decided he is a bull dozer and is shoving hay around with his nose.
I can blame that message from Miss Bramble.
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Dear Piggieminder

I'm so pleased that Red, Brillo and Bertie have already started to take action on my wheakmail.

Yours delighted
Miss Bramble
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I reiterate that I was standing up for Boris. He loves to have his pigture on this forum and he especially adores FOF. A conglomeration of circumstances mean that his particular boarly parts are much more obvious than in some other pigs and he feels that shouldn't be held against him as it is not his fault that a lack of floofy trousers and the fact that they are rather large, bald and pink ensures that they stand out rather well. I ask you fellow slaves to support Boris in being allowed to express himself even if he is a bit of an exhibitionist. Should he be made to wear trousers? NO Should he have to visit the plum fairy? NO. Although he says if he can visit Posh, Ginger and Ruth, he would consider it.
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
Unfortunately your wheekmail was discovered in our poo folder!
We have since retrieved it, and will consider what action to take next. At the time of typing, one slave is particularly exhausted, as Billy has been causing concern. We have had a meeting at the divide, and decided to hold off on taking action for now, slave seems to be doing her best to look after us.
We are glad to hear you enjoyed your holiday.
Wheeks Hamish
 
Dear Hamish

I'm sorry to hear that Billy isn't very well. I hope he gets better quickly. Good point, the wheekmail's do sometimes end up in the poo folder. Thank you for mentioning this now all the piggies are aware of where to look in case they can't find it.

I think, in your case, you are correct in deciding not to take action at the mo. Both Billy and you need to be well to act on what was said in my message.

Yours hoping Billy is soon on top form again,

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble

We are so sorry for being lead astray by our slave. Yes, we were very easily seduced by the “boarly photos” on show. In fact we have never seen anything quite like it and will be engrained in our memories for ever 💙💙 In our defence we do feel equally egged on by our delinquent slave. We have decided to give her some grief by chewing the bars and pooping and peeing all over our tunnels, water bowls and generally being the mucky beggars she is always complaining about!

Yours truly

Posh and Ginger

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fluffysal said:
Dead Posh and Ginger,
Does this mean that Boris will not have your support when he begins his protest?
Yours in disappointment,
Campaign Secretary,
George
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Qualcast&Flymo said:
I'm thinking you didn't mean 'dead' ... unless it was meant to be 'dead gorgeous and sexy' 😉
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He was so excited, he just couldn't hide it.
 
fluffysal said:
Dead Posh and Ginger,
Does this mean that Boris will not have your support when he begins his protest?
Yours in disappointment,
Campaign Secretary,
George
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Oh! Not sure about that? We had such a wonderful time looking at all those gorgeous boys. We haven’t had a fella in our lives since old Ted and to be honest “he’d been done” so no we can be easily swayed on that matter. Although our slave sets a bad example she does like us old girls to have as much fun and enjoyment as we can get, although we don’t get to have fisticuffs with those two upstarts next door, which we would really like. So it's a pleasant change to see all those handsome boars

Don’t count us out! More photos please boys 💙💙 Of course we’ll be giving the slave “hell” too, she deserves it because blueberries have been very short lately


Love Posh and Ginger
 
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