Chessy( who's male) " I'm gay,leave me and my pink handbag alone"
JD " if its got a pulse ill s**g it "
Paige ,Pheobe and Piper " we have the power of 3 so back off and we may look cute to you but we have 666 tattooed under all this fuzz "
Bandit and Quarter " i hate him i cant help it if hes my bro,but we aint joined at the hip"
Bell " I know ive got a wonky eye but surely you can tell which way I'm looking"
Spring " you couldve put me in a cage with someone who's ass aint so damn big "
Tia( his wife) " I'm fat and I know i am but you lurve it when i shake my booty"
Autumn " not tonight love or youll feel the power of my spray "
Honey"will you STOP goin on about my nose,its fat and squigy but i cant help it "
Olli " i may look like I'm the size of a dog but when I popcorn i can make the house shake"
Biscuit " its my house MY HOUSE I SAY and no-ones sharing"
Cheyenne" I'm the queen bitch around here and you step outta line and ill de-fur you in one second flat "
Angel" these kids are so outta line they need asbo's and I blame the father whoever he is "
Sherbert" I know i might act braindamaged but i know food when i see it ,so gimme it now and i wont hold Honey and the rest to ransom"
Tinsel " i might look like a freakin teddybear to you,but i can pin you down and rip your head off when i get angry"
Sparkle " ok ive got a big gob but does this face look bovvered "
Apple and Pip " we're twins,we eat sleep and talk the same and you havent got a clue which of us is which hahah"