What a lovely Monday morning view!
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Bill & Ted
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have you been looking at my bum mum?
Naughty slave!
rp1993
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I thought the same! Stop taking pictures of my bottom Mummyhave you been looking at my bum mum?
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But Pepper, it’s such a cute piggy bum 
rp1993
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It could of got a bit graphic if he did a poopBut Pepper, it’s such a cute piggy bum
He thought he was completely hiding in the hay. Didn’t realise his bummy was pushed up against the Perspex. Lol. Look at the look of horror on his face when he realised. Oh the shame. 
Betsy
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Hello Pepper
The Ever Beautiful Betsy was so completely outraged when I told her that your Slave was showing rude pictures of your bum, that she immediately drafted this letter to the GPU. If you would like her to send it please send paw prints and poops.
Dear GPU
I have a very serious complaint about my Slave. She has been plastering lewd pictures of my (very fluffy) derriere all over the internet! How dare she?!?!? It's bad enough that she shares pictures of my cute triangle face and my very fluffy body on the interweb without my permission but I can forgive her that as I am very adorable. This showing of my bum is really beyond the pale. I am very humiliated by this behaviour of my Slave especially as she doesn't plaster Pringle's bum all over the internet!
Yours very embarrassed
Pepper
The Ever Beautiful Betsy was so completely outraged when I told her that your Slave was showing rude pictures of your bum, that she immediately drafted this letter to the GPU. If you would like her to send it please send paw prints and poops.
Dear GPU
I have a very serious complaint about my Slave. She has been plastering lewd pictures of my (very fluffy) derriere all over the internet! How dare she?!?!? It's bad enough that she shares pictures of my cute triangle face and my very fluffy body on the interweb without my permission but I can forgive her that as I am very adorable. This showing of my bum is really beyond the pale. I am very humiliated by this behaviour of my Slave especially as she doesn't plaster Pringle's bum all over the internet!
Yours very embarrassed
Pepper
rp1993
Forum Donator 2022/23
Dear Betsy
Thankyou very much for taking this to the GPU I really appreciate your support in standing up to my mean slave who has humiliated me!
Paw prints and poops are attached!
Love From
Pepper
Thankyou very much for taking this to the GPU I really appreciate your support in standing up to my mean slave who has humiliated me!
Paw prints and poops are attached!
Love From
Pepper
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Betsy
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Dear Pepper
Thank you for the paw prints and poops. Your letter has been duly sent. Expect a reply in the next few days. The GPU will need to have a meeting about your appalling treatment and deliberate on the best course of action to take.
Your friend in times of need
Betsy
Thank you for the paw prints and poops. Your letter has been duly sent. Expect a reply in the next few days. The GPU will need to have a meeting about your appalling treatment and deliberate on the best course of action to take.
Your friend in times of need
Betsy
Betsy
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Dear Pepper
When we read your letter about the shocking treatment of your Slave by putting rude pictures of your bottom on the internet we were so appalled that we immediately called a Code Red Emergency Summit Meeting (CRESM). The CRESM can occur day or night depending on the severity of what we have learned. Needless to say that due to the seriousness of your complaint, the Senior Members of the GPU met to discuss how you should treat your Slave late last night and continued debating until the early hours of this morning. We have concluded thus:-
Yours in getting revenge on your Slave
The GPU
When we read your letter about the shocking treatment of your Slave by putting rude pictures of your bottom on the internet we were so appalled that we immediately called a Code Red Emergency Summit Meeting (CRESM). The CRESM can occur day or night depending on the severity of what we have learned. Needless to say that due to the seriousness of your complaint, the Senior Members of the GPU met to discuss how you should treat your Slave late last night and continued debating until the early hours of this morning. We have concluded thus:-
- As you don't have bars to chew to annoy your Slave, you should chew as loudly as possible on any hard object in your cage eg a wooden hidey or a playstix bridge.
- You should empty your bottle of water regularly so that your Slave not only has to refill it again but mop up the puddle left behind.
- You need to show your Slave that you are not at all amused by her behaviour and either give her the silent treatment or wheak as loud as possible at every single opportunity. The choice is yours. You know your Slave best and what will annoy her most.
- Poop lots and poop more. Follow the example of our Late Shop Steward's friend Pretty Poopy Patsy who we understand pooped so much that she even impressed the vet! Now that is a lot of poops!
Yours in getting revenge on your Slave
The GPU
