Vampire Piggies Anonymous

[klee]

I would like to call a meeting of all vampire pigs as part of a rehabilitation program. I know @sport_billy has one so no shying away



'Hello my name is Edward and I am a vampire pig.
I have always liked to have a nibble of the hoomans, but recently my craving for human flesh has gotten too much. Today I got my first taste of blood, and I worry it is a slippery slope of no return!'

 

[Jess]

'Hello my name is Patch... I bit my Hooman and left a bruise on her hand... I like to nibble at my Daddy Hooman's hand and Mummy Hooman's fingers.
I like veggies but I also like Hooman hand!'

 

[TheWheekies]

Hello my names Chip... I chew EVERYTHING!... My favourites are cosies and hoomans (I don't care where).... I've bitten hoomans so often that I have inflicted many abrasions and bruises...

So beware!

 

[sport_billy]

My name is Vimto and I like zeeee blood too.... I like my head fussed in zeeee cage, but once I am on a hooman lap I like to chomp on zeeee flesh, it tastes as good as zeeee vegetables....

 

[Lilly]

My name is Hazelnut. If you get your finger near my mouth I will bite - unless you ask me first if I want a chin rub & I agree by lifting my head, otherwise that finger is fair game! If you try to cut my nails on my front paws I will bite - unless you stuff parsley in my mouth. And I am not about to reform. After all, my biting has trained my hoooman into giving me chin rubs & parsley whenever I want!

 

[gus+walter]

My name is Gus and I'm an addict. I like to chew mummy's hands if she tries to chin rubs me, I don't like this. I also found like to chew on her when she clips my nails until I draw bloods. Silly mum keeps doing it though no matter how much I nips her....I so I wee on her and then she wipes me down and puts me back in my hay.