toilet trobule

[KevinandCharlie]

When I bring my pigs inside for a bit they allways seem to pee on me or the sofa and I've only just bought a new sofa. I am at breaking point I'm either going to haVe to get rid of them or strangle themM. Plaese help what can I do?

 

[flips]

I would suggest a waterproof lap blanket is the easiest solution and perhaps put a cheap throw on the sofa that can go in the washing machine. Being peed on is just one of the joys of being a piggy slavedom.
Some pigs will start fidgeting or squeaking when they want to have a pee so watch out for warning signs and put them down.

http://www.cavycozies.com/apps/webstore/products/show/1344282

 

[KevinandCharlie]

Omg my boyfriend wrote this!! I would so NOT strangle my piggies!!! I'm going to kill him! I told him to write about the pigs weeing but didn't no he would do that!!

 

[Guinea pig slave]

|) Slowly and painfully
Ask his mum for a pic of him as a baby in his birthday suit and send it to all his friends along with piggy poop scooping duties sounds a reasonable punishment for his crime :p

 

[flips]

|)|) Lol, I did think it was a bit of an odd post. I thought it was perhaps written by a child!

 

[KevinandCharlie]

Haha, well he does act like a child most of the time. Men are so immture! He's always sayin he's going to get rid of my piggies mean boy. I'm defo going to hijack his facebook next time he forgets to sign out

 

[piglet_and_rogers_mama]

hahaha allll men are immature! and facebook punnishments are quite effective