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Jess565

Jess565

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We have recently been hit with a very steep pea flake tax every time we need to pass through or use the kitchen! They are very ruthless and will charge the next person double if a payment is missed 😮🤑
 

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That’s some aggressive intimidatory practice going on there. I’m not sure this is in accordance with the CCPFC (Code of Conduct for Pea Flake Collectors). However, if it wasn’t accompanied by verbal harassment such as wheeking as well as bar biting then I’m sure we can let this breach of the code pass without penalty on this occasion.
 
I'm starting to think it's a private enterprise they have going on, their head office seems to be under a chair in the living room where they have been storing their assets 😯💩 we don't get much for the tax, kisses are not permitted and tickles are at an extra charge, it is doing us good though as we can't snack as much because they are always watching and waiting 😣 they even tried to tax my mum this evening when she visited! She's scared of them so I had to cough up!
 
I think your mum needs to be made aware of tax code 174920474927GP! For those of you who have been paying up it’s fine. But that tax code is for those who are in arrears. And the APR is ridiculous so I suggest the next time she is round that she pay up. Else...🤷🏾‍♀️
 
I'm doing surveillance on them from the living room and you can see Maurice was unsatisfied with his last payment so was not for giving up! My other half was moaning he'd paid up and it wasn't enough
 

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Siikibam said:
Are you sure you’re not being blackmailed? What documentation have you seen that shows they work for the CCPFC?
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You know I feel so silly I've never seen any paperwork I just thought they were legitimate CCPFC their floofy underbellys stopped us thinking straight and now we are stuck in their debt cycle! 😢
 
Betsy, Dennis, Christian and Meg would like to know how you have trained your slaves to give you pea flakes please. They haven't had pea flakes for a long time and need them. The fact the get a treat each day like a piece of yummy banana skin, blue berry or half a grape and have all the best meadow hay that they can eat has nothing to do with it. They say they feel hard done by as they don't get pea flakes!
 
Dear Fellow Forum Piggies,
We have just become aware that we are deprived and have been deliberately kept in the dark about pea flakes.
We have never seen pea flakes.
Strategies for forcing our slave to get us pea flakes as well as the yummy dried forage would be welcome.
Love from Jemima, Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Maurice (head of the Pea flake Collection Agency - PFCA) has issued a statement;
'Winter was a trying time for our business with multiple health issues and vet visits resulting in the need to increase our fees to keep competitive in the current economic piggy market. We thank you for all your cooperation and future business'.
 

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Lol. I always said to put pigs in kitchen if you're on diet. I stopped snacking or opening the fridge as I feel the eyes watching me and then they start screaming so loud you can hear them in the bedroom upstairs! My oldest boy (Adrian) taught the youngsters how to beg, even the nervous one (Bucky) joins the riot... Our latest addition (Cheeto) is the noisiest pig I've ever heard!
So no messing around with this lot!
 
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