So Annoying by Ruby

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Dear Fellow Forum Piggies,

Do you ever have one of those days where your slave/s just seem to be trying to be annoying?
Honestly the big slave has been particularly bad today.

I was happily trotting around my cage and wheeking for no reason when she came over to tell me to stop making silly noises! How rude.
Do I tell her I think her precious coffee machine is making silly noises (usually just when I have decided to have a nap)?

So while she was being disrespectful about my 'sweet singing' she notice my cage could do with a spot clean.
There really is nothing more annoying that a bored slave who is trying to put off doing work by messing up your perfectly arranged cage.
The big slave decided that they hay I had carefully placed at strategic locations around my cage needed to be removed.
She started sweeping all the hay into a bowl which I immediately tipped over.
After doing this twice she picked me up to pop me in a carrier so she could finish cleaning my cage without my wonderful assistance.
Rest assured that although she thinks she is clever, she got a very firm nip for her efforts.

I have heard stories about some slaves who leave the house to go to their place of work.
I am going online later tonight to find a job like that for my slave, so I can hopefully get a bit of peace and quiet.

Love Ruby xx

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hi Ruby,

We totally get it. We were very quiet at the weekend and it made our slave a bit upset. He wasn't happy, he thought that something must be wrong. Now we've stopped being quiet, and he asks stupid questions like "what did I do to deserve this?" because apparently he never got the memo that being shrieked at all the time is half of his job.

The other half is to feed us when we shriek, of course.

What are humans supposed to be useful for again?

- Bann and Camowen
 
Lorcan said:
hi Ruby,

We totally get it. We were very quiet at the weekend and it made our slave a bit upset. He wasn't happy, he thought that something must be wrong. Now we've stopped being quiet, and he asks stupid questions like "what did I do to deserve this?" because apparently he never got the memo that being shrieked at all the time is half of his job.

The other half is to feed us when we shriek, of course.

What are humans supposed to be useful for again?

- Bann and Camowen
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That reminded me of another annoying thing slaves do - they fuss and panic if we are quiet, and then moan when we aren't.
Your slave sounds as annoying as mine which I am very sorry to hear.
However it sounds like you have him firmly under your control so nice work there.

Love Ruby

PS: Please let me know if there is a vacancy in your house for another annoying slave to come on an extended visit.
 
Dear Ruby

Not only is your slave rather annoying but she must also be somewhat daft - fancy putting hay into a bowl. Doesn’t she know that all hay must be removed from containers and spread over the fleeces and mats as soon as possible? And that immediately after it must be sat upon, weed upon and pooped upon to soak up our delicious scent - eau de pig - our favourite ever scent. It’s no good in the bowl. It belongs in the floor. Simple.

Love Ralph, Holly and Hazel aka “the hay spreaders”.
 
Dear Ruby

We completely understand. It's the day tomorrow when our slave decides to clean out our cage and remove all our poops that we have lovingly left. We don't like cage cleaning day as our slave puts us on fleece in a plastic crate why she cleans our cage. She takes out all the hay which we have made nests out of and weed on. It's just not acceptable!

Love Edward, Elizabeth, Ella and Esme x
 
Swissgreys said:
That reminded me of another annoying thing slaves do - they fuss and panic if we are quiet, and then moan when we aren't.
Your slave sounds as annoying as mine which I am very sorry to hear.
However it sounds like you have him firmly under your control so nice work there.

Love Ruby

PS: Please let me know if there is a vacancy in your house for another annoying slave to come on an extended visit.
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Hi Ruby,

There's a spare double bed in our room because for some reason the human only wants the tiny room. Something about hating the mattress? But, and you may not want to pass this part on, but it has all of our stuff on it. And in it. And on the floor.

And we're reliably informed that the light switch is in a bloody stupid place, too.


-Bann and Camowen
 
Dear Ruby,
We feel for you.
Our slave persists in changing our fleece tunnels every few days, just when we have them nicely filled with hay ( and weed in and pooped in ).
We get new fleeces and have to start all over again with dragging the hay in, and the weeding and the pooping.
Love from Priscilla, Phoebe and Micah
 
Dear Ruby
We love to spread our hay all over our hutch. We never had that much hay at our old house so it is really nice to play in it, hide in it, eat in it, poop in it and wee on it. When we have no hay left in our hay tray our slave fills it back up again so we can play in it again. It's our favourite thing to do. Then just as we have it placed as we like it what does our slave do? She chucks it all out! The cheek! How would she like it if we chucked out her stuff?
Wheeks
The Very Lovely Lexi and The One and Only Thea
 
Dear Ruby,
our slave did the usual spot cleaning today. We should spend this time outside of the cage, but of course the slave can't be trusted to do everything in the right way. So we take turns supervising her work.
And once she is finished - takes ages - we need to check everything she has done in detail.
Sometimes the slave grumbles that she would be much quicker, if we would stay outside and let her work in peace. But really ... can you imagine that?
Wheeks from Billie, Tessy, Odi, Bonny & Vicky
 
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