Slaves, confess!

[PiggyintheMiddle]

We have a thread where piggies confess Guinea Pig Confessional but I think it should be the hoomans confessing!
So, hoomans! Confess to your sins, or let your piggies complain for you.

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

I'll have to hide my phone so the piggies can't answer this threat.

 

[Truffolo]

I eat the tender heart of the lettuce, but I do this in the kitchen so the piggies can't see me

 

[Roselina]

Whenever I prepare the veggies for tea ….me and my dog always have a bite (or 2) of cucumber etc !

 

[fluffysal]

I'm saying nothing......
I don't want Miss Bramble hunting me down.......

 

[Lorcan]

I adulterate Bann's baytril by dipping the syringe in Metacam before I give it to him so he doesn't work out he's been had until he's already taken it. I wipe it clean before I adulterate it so I don't taint the metacam but desperate times call for desperate measures.

(and no, I'm not sorry!)

 

[weepweeps]

I always give Chester (dog) a piece of the piggies cucumber.

And he gets their pea flakes too.

 

[Truffolo]

I'm saying nothing......
I don't want Miss Bramble hunting me down.......

She's rounding up the prime suspects already

 

[Betsy]

I'm saying nothing......
I don't want Miss Bramble hunting me down.......

She's rounding up the prime suspects already

MISS BRAMBLE HAS EYES ***EVERYWHERE!*** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

[Merab]

I don’t put the furniture back in the right place after cage cleaning so the piggies have to move it themselves

 

[Lorcan]

I have a confession. I bought another guinea pig t-shirt.

I hope the goblins like it. I didn't think to get their opinions before I bought it, bad Human that I am.

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

Big hooman struggled to remember morning medicine but now we know when food comes so we wheek to remind her.

 

[Truffolo]

I have a confession. I bought another guinea pig t-shirt.

I hope the goblins like it. I didn't think to get their opinions before I bought it, bad Human that I am.

As long as it smells like fresh veggies and has lots of piggy fur on it, should be fine. Darker colours are best as the fur is more visible and the piggies can see the fruit of their labours

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

As long as it smells like fresh veggies and has lots of piggy fur on it, should be fine. Darker colours are best as the fur is more visible and the piggies can see the fruit of their labours

I envy you for having your piggies sit on you... Mini-slave does the weighing and nail clipping so I am only able to stroke them.

 

[Truffolo]

I leave the fur on my clothes as much as possible. It's nice to look down and see piggy fur keeping me company

 

[fluffysal]

As long as it smells like fresh veggies and has lots of piggy fur on it, Darker colours are best as the fur is more visible and the piggies can see the fruit of their labours

@Lorcan has a skinny pig and a mostly black piggy...

 

[Lorcan]

@Lorcan has a skinny pig and a mostly black piggy...

You'd think I'd have the sense to order it in black but alas, I chose blue. Oops.