Jesus!
well, I tell you an adventure I had long ago at the border Austria-Italy, on a motorway, coming back to Italy. It was the day when usually holidays for workers end and the queue was terrible! We stayed there, still, engine off, under the sun! Policemen offered bottles of water. 4 hours for driving 30km! Me, my husband and two daughters 2months and 4 years old. The 4 years old still used diapers (for an urinary issue then solved with a surgery) and I needed to go to the toilet! therefore I had one of my brilliant ideas, the best one in all my life: I waited for the right moment and... I took one of my daughter's diaper and I put it between my legs! and... I started my wee smiling...............
BUT...
afterwards I realised that most of the wee ended up on the seat and my trousers were wet! I made a mess!
My husband started swearing and then I reminded of one of my penpals who was living just in Bolzano, a city few km from that tragic motorway! I called her and I went to her home for changing my clothes,12 years after of our last meeting. My friend is still laughing, I guess... she said "you have not changed since we were children, I see"