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ok I'll admit it but i was only 3 I put our kitten smokey in the oven mum was making a pie and gave me some left over pastry so I made a bed in a pyrex dish put smokey under it and put it in the oven the pilot light was on but not the oven, mum says I told her straight smokeys gone to bed in pie dish , and I pointed at the oven, she opened it to find the kitten fast asleep, I know I know bad girl >:( but was only 3,
 
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Whilst being carried by my Dad as a child I saw a man crouched over forwards and after a while I shouted out "Daddy, why has that man got no head?"

My Dad was so embarrassed. I often just say things as they are and not the best one for doing it at the correct time :-\
 
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I once embarrassed my mum on a bus, i was only little and a lady sat behind behind me and I'm talking away to whoever, and this lady says 'your a little polly parrot arent you' I turned around and said 'no I'm a little ' lol apparently i looked about 9 month old, but infact i was approx 18mnth old  ;D
 
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I once embarrassed my mum on a bus, i was only little and a lady sat behind behind me and I'm talking away to whoever, and this lady says 'your a little polly parrot arent you' I turned around and said 'no I'm a little ' lol apparently i looked about 9 month old, but infact i was approx 18mnth
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i was 6 and started at a new school, we had just moved house. remember someone making fun of me and i stabbed them with a fork, don't think i did much damage :'( wasn't a very good start to my new school. after that i was a little angel >:D mind you the boys never picked on me after that ;D
 
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my dad was quite strict but a great dad. when i was 6(6 must have been a bad age for me) my dad came in the room and asked me what i wanted for dinner and i replied....(excuse the language) a great big lump of sh**(poo)

my dad said "what did you say" and of course i repeated it......... :-\

wow did my bum hurt when it met my dads hand.

another time when he asked me i told him boll****(boys bits) ::) bum hurt even more that time :'( but that was my brothers fault, he told me to say it :-X
 
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I got a wallop for saying "sh!t" and also "ti*s" once

I used to get smacked all the time as I was always naughty but i never understood what i was doing wrong tbh.

My most embarassing was at a 1st communion for a catholic friend. Her Dad was really fat and when he walked into the church I said "Look At that fat man!" a little bit too loudly
I always open my mouth before thinking :(
 
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when i was younger my dad used to run his own business, and when a customer used to ring up with a job Dad always used to exclaim bloody hell, so after that every time the phone rang i used to run up and down the hall shouting bloody hell , bloody hell lol i don't remember
 
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I once did have a very embarrassing thing happen, i was in school so about 12 i suppose, i had a skirt on and i came out the hall into my histor class and it came unzipped and fell down right round my ankles, the problems was mum use to buy me pink silk pants, like french knicks, if the ground had opened up i wouldn't have jumped in, I would have dived :o
 
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I used to be a gymnast when I was a little girl and I once tried to impress on the asymmetrical bars, missed, snapped my ham string and gymnast days were over! Another funny one was my dad once wanting to avoid someone and he told me to answer the door and say "Daddy isnt here at the moment" I duly did this and then the man said "when will your daddy be back?" I replied, "He is hiding behind the sofa, hang on I will ask him"!!
Nicky xx
 
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Oh no, now that is funny ;D yes that appeals to my sense of humour lol
 
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um when i was 10 so not thay long ago i did dancing and at the and of each year we used to have to do consats and when our group were on stage my skirt fell down and everyone laughed but i just pulled my skirt back up and continued but the consits got flimed and mum gave the tape to my uncle and he sent that picture to me and a friend was looking at my phone which is wat the picture got sent to and she laughed still even though it was 4 years ago when mum shows poeple they still laugh :embarassed:

my dad told me when i was 2 i fell down the staris and it looked like i'd staged it out and i wanted to fall down again after :)

i havent had many male teachers so when i get them ii accidently call them miss and all my primmary skool terachers new my nickname was fred(dad nicknamed me fred thought when i was born though i looked like a fred) and new i hated it so when i accidently called the teacher miss he came back with calling me fred in front of the class it was shamefal

my brother named my nana nana haha and i had to tell the class wat i did for my holiday once and i siad i want to nana haha's and fell on a rock and the whole class laughed at me

i never used to be able to say rock and i was at a freinds house and wasnt wearing any shows and steped on i rock and i said ouch i stepped on a wock
 
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Everyday is an embarssament for me damm childhood!
 
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When I was little, my mum and dads sort of friends (they didn't like them really) used to come round some evenings, especially in winter. Apparantley they visited lots of people so they could keep their heating off and save money. Anyway, it was near Christmas and they arrived and were sitting in chairs by the radiator in the kitchen. I ran down to the lounge all excited and told my dad Charles and Lesley were here, come and talk to them. My dad muttered he would rather talk to the bl***y christmas tree so I went back up and duly repeated that. I got smacked but they never came back!
 
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When I was 12 or so I went on a school trip to Germany and oh the embarrassment as a sanitary thingy (well I was 12!) fell out of my bag on the coach and went UNDER the teacher's seat who where sitting behind me - my friend's noticed and said you must get it, you must get it, so I waited until everyone was off the coach to get it out - oh the shame.
 
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Aged 4 ish when I first discovered my penicillin allergy, waddling out of the Dr's surgery into the waiting room with my thick navy little girl tights round my knees and my legs covered in the most terrible angry rash.
 
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I dont remember many from my childhood years. A lot of them happened recent LOL!
one thing i did find funny though was once when me and my friend went downtown a few years ago. We walked along this kurb, so small i didnt realize it was there. Anyway as we were talking i noticed my foot slipped, so quickly that i rolled over on the ground. We both laughed so hard, it looked so funny how it happened. Most embarrasing thing was that there was a town packed full of people that day. ;D
 
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There was one time in french class, where i was day dreaming. as usual, and the teacher suddenly asked me the answer to a question.
I looked at the book panicking cause i knew i would get in trouble like always. when the lad next to me whispersed its le-buste.
With excitment i shouted out Le-buste! to find everyone laughing and frowing at me. I looked to the lad who was sniggering and i just
wanted to kill him!  >:( Turns out it was la station, le buste werent even a word...the little git had made it up.
I just put my head in the book and listened for the rest of french.
 
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Oh i forgot one, when I was 18 I went to a club in town and the toilets were downstairs, i was wearing too big of a shoe size because they didnt have my size in the shop so i just stuffed the toe with tissue..anyways I was really drunk and yes..i fell down the stairs blacked out for a mo, i had a halter-neck top on, no bra so that hung away from my body everybody could see my chest, both shoes flew off and tissue came out everywhere..very embarrassing!

I had 2 very bruised and cut legs that night but luckily I was so drunk I couldnt feel it ;D
 
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lavenderjade said:
When I was little, my mum and dads sort of friends (they didn't like them really) used to come round some evenings, especially in winter. Apparantley they visited lots of people so they could keep their heating off and save money. Anyway, it was near Christmas and they arrived and were sitting in chairs by the radiator in the kitchen. I ran down to the lounge all excited and told my dad Charles and Lesley were here, come and talk to them. My dad muttered he would rather talk to the bl***y christmas tree so I went back up and duly repeated that. I got smacked but they never came back!
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Smacked! I think they should have thanked you for doing them a favour! ;D really funny . . .


Can't think of any (yet) when I was little. I remember with a boyfriend when I was about 18, we'd bought chips and for some obscure reason (can't remember what we were talking about LOL) I decided to leap up in the air and shout YIPPEE. When I landed I twisted my ankle and went down in a heap on the pavement, chips everywhere - sat and laughed my head off. ;D :embarassed:

PS I am still married to him
 
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Apparently when I was little my mum and dad took me to B&Q, I kept on saying I wanted to go the toilet and they kept on telling me to hang on as they were leaving soon...

Next think i've gone missing and mum and dad are going frantic - as they get up to where they sell the toilets and baths they see me, trousers round my ankles swinging my legs sitting on the toilet!! As soon as I saw mum I apparently shouted 'mum theres no toilet paper!'

Needless to say, we all left quite quickly :):)
 
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SweetEdge said:
Apparently when I was little my mum and dad took me to B&Q, I kept on saying I wanted to go the toilet and they kept on telling me to hang on as they were leaving soon...

Next think i've gone missing and mum and dad are going frantic - as they get up to where they sell the toilets and baths they see me, trousers round my ankles swinging my legs sitting on the toilet!! As soon as I saw mum I apparently shouted 'mum theres no toilet paper!'

Needless to say, we all left quite quickly :):)
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haha I'm sure many parents have been through that scenario ;D
 
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spudnik said:
SweetEdge said:
Apparently when I was little my mum and dad took me to B&Q, I kept on saying I wanted to go the toilet and they kept on telling me to hang on as they were leaving soon...

Next think i've gone missing and mum and dad are going frantic - as they get up to where they sell the toilets and baths they see me, trousers round my ankles swinging my legs sitting on the toilet!! As soon as I saw mum I apparently shouted 'mum theres no toilet paper!'

Needless to say, we all left quite quickly :):)
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haha I'm sure many parents have been through that scenario ;D
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Ah, yes . once we were in a chemist when i was three, and they were selling potties... i think you know what happened next... :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:
 
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