Oscar And His Wives. His Special Day Has Arrived

[Janice C]

Been around his two, Lottie and Lulu all morning and so far no problems!
He did get his face squirted by Lulu and so far he's not allowed to share a nest,
Cleaned and completely rearranged their area so girls were a bit puzzled when I opened their access hatch but all going well at the moment.

 

[Cavy Kung-Fu]

View attachment 70858 Been around his two, Lottie and Lulu all morning and so far no problems!
He did get his face squirted by Lulu and so far he's not allowed to share a nest,
Cleaned and completely rearranged their area so girls were a bit puzzled when I opened their access hatch but all going well at the moment.

Dear Oscar,

Don't do it man, these females are crazy! Apparently if you tell them you're the boss they'll turn round and chase you, biting your bum like savages!

I miss my bachelor pad, my nag free zone. It's all "don't do that", "that's not yours", "take the bin out" and "I have a headache" now!

If your wives are nicer I might move in with you instead! Never get more than two wives, it's double the trouble!

Kind regards, Iggy.

PS. From the human, hope it goes well you gorgeous lot!

 

[Janice C]

Dear Oscar,

Don't do it man, these females are crazy! Apparently if you tell them you're the boss they'll turn round and chase you, biting your bum like savages!

I miss my bachelor pad, my nag free zone. It's all "don't do that", "that's not yours", "take the bin out" and "I have a headache" now!

If your wives are nicer I might move in with you instead! Never get more than two wives, it's double the trouble!

Kind regards, Iggy.

PS. From the human, hope it goes well you gorgeous lot!

Oscars being a very good boy - Lottie keeping him in order! He's very happy running in and out to the garden then rushing back in to see them!

 

[Betsy]

That's good then. If my Dennis and Christian were going to write to Oscar it would go something like this:-

Dear Oscar

I hope you are enjoying your new wives.

We share 3 wives between the 2 of us. Sometimes we get nagged at and told to get lost but most of the time our 3 wives are very lovely and we love them very much. My (Dennis) wife is really Betsy cos I think she is very special. My wives (Christian) are Velvet and Meg. We have been with our 3 wives for nearly a year now since we were neutered (very painful) but at least it means we can have fun and not make babies anymore which our hooman is very pleased about. Have fun with your new wives Oscar.

Lots of love
Dennis and Christian

 

[Janice C]

That's good then. If my Dennis and Christian were going to write to Oscar it would go something like this:-

Dear Oscar

I hope you are enjoying your new wives.

We share 3 wives between the 2 of us. Sometimes we get nagged at and told to get lost but most of the time our 3 wives are very lovely and we love them very much. My (Dennis) wife is really Betsy cos I think she is very special. My wives (Christian) are Velvet and Meg. We have been with our 3 wives for nearly a year now since we were neutered (very painful) but at least it means we can have fun and not make babies anymore which our hooman is very pleased about. Have fun with your new wives Oscar.

Lots of love
Dennis and Christian

Thank you for writing you clever piggies!
Do you both live in the same cage / hutch with your wives?
My boys had a major fallout so Oscar had been living entirely on his own since Oliver moved in with his wives.
Think they'll both be happy boys now.

 

[Cavy Kung-Fu]

Oscars being a very good boy - Lottie keeping him in order! He's very happy running in and out to the garden then rushing back in to see them!

Perhaps he should write to Iggy and give him a guide on how to behave himself!

Hope he's having fun!

 

[Betsy]

Thank you for writing you clever piggies!
Do you both live in the same cage / hutch with your wives?
My boys had a major fallout so Oscar had been living entirely on his own since Oliver moved in with his wives.
Think they'll both be happy boys now.

Yes we are lucky we both get on so well with everyone - we know we are exceptional in this it is very rare for 2 boars to live happily with 3 sows. Our hooman has got a double decker hutch should we ever fall out (I hope we don't) Dennis will live with Betsy if that ever happens and I will have 2 wives (lucky me!)
Love from Christian