“OMG FINALLY WE HAVEN’T EATEN ALL DAY!”

[Don Guinea]

Narrator: they have indeed been eating all day

Cinnamon & Cookie Wheeking

 

[VickiA]

Wheek alert! Think they could be heard in the kitchen where that precious veg lives.

 

[AidaB]

I missed the wheek alert & our Wally joined in!

More food was clearly needed!

 

[Bill & Ted]

So did my Hector!

 

[Merab]

There’s no problem with their lungs or their appetites

 

[Don Guinea]

I missed the wheek alert & our Wally joined in!

More food was clearly needed!

A constant supply, just playing the video back made them ask for more

 

[Merab]

Definition of a guinea pig - an appetite with fur

 

[Betsy]

Dear Cinnamon and Cookie

I understand your Slave has been starving you. You sound so hungry in that video. Your Slave should be ashamed of himself! I have looked in Leaflet 7 "What to do if your Slave starves you all day" Section 3, Paragraph 2, Section 1b states "If your Slave is deluded and thinks you have been fed well all day when in fact you feel you haven't you should put the following into practice....

• Wheek even more than you do, wheek all the time and as loud as possible.
• Wheek when your Slave has somebody he/she considers important as nothing is more important that you guinea pigs.
• Put your feet up on the bars and look cute.
• If you have your food scatter fed when you've eaten it all put your feet up on the bars and look hungry.
• If you have your food in a bowl, when it's empty put your feet up on it and look beseechingly at your Slave.
• Take up bar biting (though not so hard you break your teeth). Slaves find the noise it makes calming and comforting."

I hope the above information makes sure you're never starved again.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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