OH didn't come home last night!

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He's sooo lucky I've run out of credit again. This happens alot & I usually am quite happy about it because I get the bed to my self!
He said at about 10pm last night his mate was in Sherwood (where we live) & he was going out for a quick pint & he would be back for mid-night. I have told him that I don't mind him staying out as long as he send me a txt to say so. Not much to ask?

If I know him he's gone back to a house & fallen asleep on the settee - I have had numerous calls on how to wake him up before, the answer always being ice down the trousers!

Any ideas on forms of punishment when he does get back?

H78x
 
When i I said 'I don't mind him staying out as long as he calls', that was 2 years ago btw - not last night.
 
want me to pop round with the baseball bat?

make him clean the piggies out!!
if you need help calling etc lemme know or texting?

Sars
 
cheers Sars! the longer he doesn't come back the more guilty I can make him!
 
mwahaha,actually pity dad doesnt go out and never come back,is it me or is a male thing that they dont care that we worry etc ::)
 
When he is finally home and asleep, shave of his eyebrows!

On a more serious note, has he contacted you yet? Has anyone heard from him?
 
maybe you give him too much freedom lol I like the idea of the eyebrows though, is he home yet? are you not worried
 
Chop his bits off! Then he'll never NOT ring you again! hehe :)

My OH did this to me only once - he went out at 3pm with his mates and told me he would be back by 9pm at the latest! 12am I was still waiting - I had texted and texted, rang him, rang his mates that I knew he was out with and had got no answer.. I was soooo worried! Then at 2am with me still pacing round the house he falls in singing, declaring his love to me and handing me a kebab!! Grrrrrr, couldn't see the funny side of it then, played holy hell with him, threw pillows and a cover downstairs and banned him from the bedroom! Didn't speak the next day either and didn't cook him anything! hehe (My way of getting back!)

I know how frustrating it can be! You are so worried something has happened, and then as soon as you see them you wanna kill them!

Men eh? Who'd have them?

Trace x
 
I have spent a life time not being phoned or told what's happening or left waiting.

the problem is I'm more unhappy when he's not in my life, however ridiculous a person he is.
 
It got back at mid day. Tail between its legs, I just didn't talk for a bit & offered him a coffee-to confuse him, didn't want him to know what mood I was in. Then he got in the bath - so I had a captive audience! I told him off like a naughty child! I got down to his eye level & said that I was VERY disappointed & saddened by his actions & a man of 40 should really be aware of the consequences of behaving in such a manner. I reminded him that the last time he did this he got his final warning & i would need some time to decided what the suitable punishment would be. I didn't raise my voice, infact it was quite quiet for once!
When I returned into the bathroom I think he had been crying & he begged me not to throw him out. Ha. I;ve been having him make princess hats for my daughter oops our daughter, washing up, picking up guinea pig cages and transporting them to & from my sisters house. Buying really rediculous things from the shop. Shame its a sunday - I wanted to send him to the chemist to buy KYjelly for the preg pigs emergency box....might get him to do that tomorrow.
 
ahahaha go girl
slapdown!!!
tell him my pigs need cleaning sometime this week ;D
 
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It got back at mid day. Tail between its legs, I just didn't talk for a bit & offered him a coffee-to confuse him, didn't want him to know what mood I was in. Then he got in the bath - so I had a captive audience! I told him off like a naughty child! I got down to his eye level & said that I was VERY disappointed & saddened by his actions & a man of 40 should really be aware of the consequences of behaving in such a manner. I reminded him that the last time he did this he got his final warning & i would need some time to decided what the suitable punishment would be. I didn't raise my voice, infact it was quite quiet for once!
When I returned into the bathroom I think he had been crying & he begged me not to throw him out. Ha. I;ve been having him make princess hats for my daughter oops our daughter, washing up, picking up guinea pig cages and transporting them to & from my sisters house. Buying really rediculous things from the shop. Shame its a sunday - I wanted to send him to the chemist to buy KYjelly for the preg pigs emergency box....might get him to do that tomorrow.
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Oh you are so bad! But what a fantastic thing to do. I shall have to remember that. OH p's me off quite badly sometimes. Like today. Some handy tips there.
 
Aww if hes on piggie cleaning duties then he should of come here this afternoon to do mine. Can you send him tomorrow though my two sows need cleaning everyday messy madams ;D
 
yeah we should give him all our address's and tell him to clean all our piggies out,that'll teach him ( and to get rid of the bags of poo etc after)
 
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