Sonnet
Adult Guinea Pig
Hi. I’m Sprout, and I’m a shouter. Though I don’t just shout when I want food. I shout when I hear people on the path, I shout when people walk past the run, and I shout when there’s absolutely no one around, for seemingly no reason.
No seriously, I do. Even if there’s nobody within distance, if I think I hear something, I shout at it.