No I Haven't Got Bodies In The Back Of My Car!

[Betsy]

I know this looks suspicious but it's not bodies .... It's hay! 2 farm bales or 10 black sacks full of this year's sweet honey smelling hay all for the bargain price of a tenner! Maybe my Piggies will forgive me now for leaving them for 18 days out of the last 31!

 

[Tim]

For a moment there, I thought you were an axe wielding murderer!
Lucky piggies! My boys are asking when they can move in?

 

[sport_billy]

So you say......

 

[Betsy]

For a moment there, I thought you were an axe wielding murderer!
Lucky piggies! My boys are asking when they can move in?

Nope I not! I just an ordinary Piggy Slave! Or a Mad Piggy Lady or both!

 

[Tim]

Nope I not! I just an ordinary Piggy Slave! Or a Mad Piggy Lady or both!

If an ordinary piggy slave is the same as a mad piggy lady/gent, then we're all nuts(about piggies)?

 

[Flutterby]

Yeah yeah, you can tell us anything. We can't actually see what is in those bags!

I don't bag my farm hay, I just lob the bails in the back lol. Lucky piggies!

 

[rome_italy]

I see suspicious shapes into those bags...
I want to have a talk with your piggies before judging their slave-driver

 

[Betsy]

OK Just let me know when you are coming over and I'll clear up!

 

[Cavy Kung-Fu]

Seltzer water and lemon juice for blood

 

[Betsy]

Oh thanks for that. I only need to hoover the car out tomorrow though to get up all the hay.

 

[Cavy Kung-Fu]

Sure the "hay"

 

[Betsy]

Absolutely!

 

[Tim]

Perfect colour for the car to mask the blood

 

[Betsy]

Why do you think I paid extra for a red one? Cos I've always wanted a red car! Obviously!