My Ongoing Education Thanks To Eddi

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So I posted once before how owning guinea pigs has been an educational experience;
Owning Guinea Pigs - So Educational

Well today that education was continued thanks to two of my little sweeties.
As ever I am not one to name and shame, but Ruby came into season today, and for the first time ever Eddi worked out how boys usually react to this situation.
He was pretty pleased with his manly self I can tell you.

It is the Summer hols here, and at one point the girls bought some friends home.
I wasn't really paying attention when they went into the living room to look at the guinea pigs until I heard one of their friends say something along the lines of, 'does the stork bring guinea pig babies too?'.

So I bolted into the living room and suggested we all go outside immediately to eat ice cream and sweets in the garden.
Now.
Right away.
Yes - sweets and ice cream.

Because my kids know exactly where babies come from, and clearly one of our guests has not yet had that conversation with her parents, and I just somehow felt she probably shouldn't be learning the facts of life from our ridiculously 'frisky' guinea pigs.
I am looking at you as I type Eddi.

So the kids were distracted by my insanely out of character offer of junk food, and I congratulated myself on my quick thinking and excellent disaster prevention.

Until dinner time tonight when the girls said that they could hardly believe that C didn't know where babies really came from, and when they explained it all to her she didn't believe them at first, so they told her to go home and check with her Mum tonight.

Obviously I can't wait for that phone call.
Thanks Eddi.
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Eddi the Educator :lol!:
Yes - that is my new plan, since the whole 'wining the lottery and retiring to the Caribbean' plan doesn't seem to be working out. :td:

So please feel free to sign your children up for 'Eddi's Life Science' lessons.
The next course will start in 15 - 17 days :lol!:
 
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Love it!
I would like to join eddi's course if I may :D sounds like way more fun than what I got taught in school, although it did involve a cucumber :whistle:

Oh my! :eek:
Ours was the birds &the bees chat with mum &drawing the reproductive body parts in biology.
Tadpoles were mentioned but no interesting uses of guinea pig friendly fruit n veg ;) :whistle:
Xx
 
Oh dear! We had no choice in when that chat happened when we camped with a pair of goats that did nothing but, ahem, baby dance the whole time. I told them all about it after hearing a group of kids beginning to talk and wrong ends of sticks getting grasped. My eldest son's response? "Did you and Mummy have to have sex to have me?" So of course Daddy said yes. "Oh Daddy, that must have been terrible for you" Cheers son!
 
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