Lenny SOS . Message for all piggies out there 😂

[Winniepeg]

Dear GPF forum members piggies please help me. I am so mistreated. I only get 2 meals a day and all I get is coriander, pepper, fine beans ,cucumber and occasional sweetcorn, carrot and sugar snap peas. I get just over a tbsp of guinea pig crunch and endless hay. I only get 3-4 hours a day in my run with my friend Frankie. I think the piggie experts may have it wrong because 2 big handfuls of veg a day would be better. Let’s come together piggies and protest!

 

[Winniepeg]

Meant to post my photo so you can see how I look.

 

[Bill & Ted]

such a mean slave, but we have that problem too! Look at the size of Gingers butt, she’s wasting away!

 

[Winniepeg]

such a mean slave, but we have that problem too! Look at the size of Gingers butt, she’s wasting away!
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Lenny suggests you feed Ginger more ! I think he’s in his hidey making piggies protest banners. I hope he isn’t recruiting Frankie and his neighbours Benny and Clive

 

[Bill & Ted]

Lenny suggests you feed Ginger more ! I think he’s in his hidey making piggies protest banners. I hope he isn’t recruiting Frankie and his neighbours Benny and Clive

Ted says there should be a Guinea Pig Union for matters like this! these slaves are slackers and need a kick up the backside!

 

[Winniepeg]

Ted says there should be a Guinea Pig Union for matters like this! these slaves are slackers and need a kick up the backside!

Ooh you’re treading on dangerous grounds. Don’t give Ted anymore information. We might end up in trouble

 

[Bill & Ted]

yes they are a militant lot aren’t they

 

[Jamjarpigs]

Gatsby agrees with this, he would also like to bring to the attention of the court the fact that for three weeks he has been living next to three very pretty sows but not allowed to get to them. His mums keep telling him its only 3 more wheeks but however much he wheeks he's doing he's still not allowed in!

 

[Winniepeg]

Gatsby agrees with this, he would also like to bring to the attention of the court the fact that for three weeks he has been living next to three very pretty sows but not allowed to get to them. His mums keep telling him its only 3 more wheeks but however much he wheeks he's doing he's still not allowed in! View attachment 151413

Nooooo it’s started. The piggie rebellion is taking shape. . They have us nailed. They know we’re suckers

 

[Sonnet]

Sprout thinks that Lenny should report his slave to the relevant authorities. He also says that he knows how being a starving piggy feels. Sprout himself is nothing but skin and bones. No, really;

 

[Claire W]

All these mistreated piggies

 

[Zanzan]

Merry and Pepper are ready to fight for their lettuce rights..........

But Beatrice says she'll be along in a minute.....

 

[Roselina]

Oh gosh I’m scared ! I hope my boys Geoff and Bobby don’t get wind of this rebellion ! I know they feel hard done by but it’s for the best ....

 

[PoppyFloss]

Look at poor little Floss. She’s wasting away!

 

[Roselina]

Look at poor little Floss. She’s wasting away!
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That she is .... ! Aren’t we cruel slaves

 

[Siikibam]

Toffee: I’ve been having nightmares that my veg is eaten by the slaves
Coco: I’m wasting away, look at me. That’s not the body of a lush sow!

Fudge: I’m staging a sit-in protest until the slave hears us out! Don’t be fooled by this chub of a boar, it’s all excess hair! I’m very hairy....


Chanel: I’m busy, come back and ask me again later!

 

[Roselina]

OMG what beautiful piggies !

 

[YvonneBlue]

Ginger is really worried that he will run out of grass and wants his slave to stop taking him indoors because it is 'too cold'. He just doesn't understand why the vet says he really isn't a skinny pig. Ginger wants to join any protest that may result in more veggies.

 

[Betsy]

Christian would like to join in the rebellion too. He says he never has enough food and that he is starving and wasting away .....

 

[Hannah_xx]

My guys want to join the protest too.. They are appalled at their slave who only gives them salad leaves in the morning, endless hay and the salad and veggies for dinner and then pellets before bed. AND sneaky snacks posted throughout the day.
it’s terrible..Their starving..and boy do they let me know it ...”whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk”

 

[JimmythePig]

Where do I sign up?

 

[Piggies&buns]

We, Dexter and Popcorn, also want to join.
Utterly exasperated and are staging a lay in protest in this huge hay pile, we are starving, we’ve not had vegetables for aaaages, it’s been at least ten minutes since we ha....nom nom....hang on, this hay....yum....mmm...what we’re we saying...oh yes, no vegetables....feed us....

 

[rp1993]

We Pepper & Pringle are also joining the rebellion, we have the most expensive hay our slave can buy and refuse to eat any other, two bowls of veggies a day and just a small bowl of nuggets! We are also really good and emotional blackmailing her into giving us strawberry tops but we have to look extra cute!
Here is one of my cute faces I pull when asking for food!

 

[LucyP]

Betty and Winnie from London here. Count us in. Look at this empty bowl- it’s an outrage!

 

[alpacasqueak]

Luigi said him and his ladies are in, all absolutely starved round here too! He might actually have to eat metal!


(My ears hurt just looking at it the porky bar-biter! )

 

[Eddie & Elvis]

We want to sign up too! How dare slave limit our veggies to a measly 50g and only 6g of pellets each! 6 GRAMS! A piggy could STARVE around here! I mean look at us! You know you can't resist

 

[Flutterby]

 

[exia]

Pikachu wants to sign up. He can't believe that someone ate all the kale!


Joe and Bob are very mutch in!


Chip takes a raincheck. He's quite busy. Ask again in five!

 

[Merab]

Mine all want in, especially Micah. Sometimes he has to go as long as a minute without eating - it’s a total disgrace.
They are especially upset by the fact that the slaves conspire with each other so we can’t wheedle 2 snacks out of them
You can see how we’re fading away- Piggies Unite

 

[Gem789]

My pigs said they want to join in too. I said shut up and eat your salad