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Fr0ggy
This made me laugh 
> > > >>>ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
> > > >>>
> > > >>>A family is at the dinner table.
> > > >>>The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
> > > >>>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds
>
> > > >>>of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
> > > >>>and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but
> > > >>>hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
> > > >>>"Onions?"
> > > >>>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
> > > >>>how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised,
> > > >>>smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
> > > >>>In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
> > > >>>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> > > >>>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
> > > >>>
> > > >>>"A Christmas tree?"
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for
> > > >>>decoration."
> > > >>>ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES
> > > >>>
> > > >>>A family is at the dinner table.
> > > >>>The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
> > > >>>The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds
>
> > > >>>of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
> > > >>>and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but
> > > >>>hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
> > > >>>"Onions?"
> > > >>>"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
> > > >>>how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised,
> > > >>>smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
> > > >>>In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
> > > >>>In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
> > > >>>After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
> > > >>>
> > > >>>"A Christmas tree?"
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for
> > > >>>decoration."
