If your guinea pig won $1 billion....

Out of my boys' decisions to spend the money, which is more responsible?

  • Jet's (treats)

    Votes: 2 50.0%

  • Cloud's (parsley and fleece beds)

    Votes: 2 50.0%
  • Total voters
    4
Spud would buy a huge castle with lots of doors to run in so he always had an easy place to hide but can survey his kingdom. (He's got so much braver lately but his first instinct is still to run) His castle would have a vegetable buffet and pellet dispenser of course. And a giant bed of automatically replenishing hay.

Dash would get a conveyor belt that provided a constant supply of veggies and pellets straight into his mouth. He has never liked that he has to gnaw frantically on the bars just to get some food around here. He would also have an endless supply of cardboard boxes and loo roll tubes to chew on and destroy.
 
Mine would buy a bigger house so they could have their own rooms and not have to share with the servants. They would also buy new cars so they could travel to the vet in style rather than in the old banger they currently have to put up with!
 
Pikachu would buy himself a bed and a bullhorn. And basil.
Joe would buy himself a ton of red apples and earplugs. And a haynest.
Bob would buy himself a pillow, a comb and wooden houses that smells and tastes good.
Chip would buy himself a trampoline, jumpy shoes, balls you can run after and kill with your teeths and maybe an coockatoo that Will make Pikachu crazy. And minty pellets.
 
Betsy would buy a dry wash bum bath (she's due the last bum bath of the year tomorrow which she won't like but desperately needs).

Meg would buy lots of hideys so the slave couldn't find her and therefore she wouldn't get picked up (she hates being picked up!)
 
Witchfinder would buy a house so she could fill all the rooms with a foot of hay to dig through. I think she is at her happiest playing and digging in piles of hay. I think Hexi would buy a tiny motorcycle and do jumps off of ramps in the backyard if she could like some kind of stunt woman. 😆 On a more realistic level, I think she would spend it on things they aren't supposed to have all the time like unlimited pellets and big bowls of fruit salad. They never think I give them enough 😜
 
Mortimer is such a social piggie. I don’t think he’s ever met, smelled, heard, or seen a piggie he hasn’t liked. We always tell him that he needs 82 brothers to keep up with his social needs. So Morty would rescue 79 new brothers!

Moe would spend it all on food. Any kind, doesn’t matter. Pig food, human food he always wants to try, anything he can put in his mouth.

Montgomery would purchase ramps to get out of his cage so he could always get to his dad who he’s obsessed with following around. Runner-up: mint

Morrison would pay to have his cage demolished so he could just have floor time all the time. 😂
 
Black piggies said:
Buy a big home and invite herds of piggies to live with them, and employ extra piggy slaves. And purple correx and those posh lofts with 2 entrances and 2 ramps you can only buy in America for zoomies.
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This makes me giggle because I feel like all of the cool piggie things I see are in the UK!
 
I’m loving this thread :lol!:

Mine would firstly recruit a full time piggy slave who could tell the time and deliver their meals on time and not tell them they’d been busy at work. Then they would probably invest in a climate controlled indoor farm and their own dedicated farmers to ensure they had a constant and uninterrupted supply of their favourite herbs and veggies.
 
VickiA said:
I’m loving this thread :lol!:

Mine would firstly recruit a full time piggy slave who could tell the time and deliver their meals on time and not tell them they’d been busy at work. Then they would probably invest in a climate controlled indoor farm and their own dedicated farmers to ensure they had a constant and uninterrupted supply of their favourite herbs and veggies.
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Awww! That's a cute choice! I'm glad you're enjoying it! :)
 
Ruby would hire someone to wait on her 24/7, and make sure she was only ever fed exactly what she wanted to eat at exactly the right time.
She would also buy a huge indoor field of lush grass to run in that was available all year round, and not limited like lawn time is here in Switzerland.
Oh, and she would probably still nip me.
 
Betsy said:
Is a Ruby nip like a Ruby kiss? or is it a malicious thing a nip? I just ask as it seems to be a bit of a theme going on here.
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A Ruby nip is less malicious than it once was (she has mellowed in her old age), but it is still a clear indicator that she is annoyed with me and I need to leave her alone.
She has gotten slower and I have gotten faster over the years, so I don't receive them as often as I once did which is a good thing :nod:
Ruby has always been a deeply opinionated pig with a very low tolerance for things that annoy her, and that list is loooooong. I am at the top of the list :roll:
 
I'd tell the little buggers they can pay their own vet bills 🤣🤣 I'd like to think they would send Thistle to see a specialist..but knowing them they would hire a massive greenhouse for year round fresh wheatgrass and a lifetime supply of watermelon 😅
 
It's been a while but I know exactly what Comet and Blitzen would've done.

Comet would get a lifetime supply of timothy hay and paper bags, spread out over an entire room so he could have everywhere to explore but also, paper bags and hay. Regular deliveries of watermelon, blueberries, baby cucumber, spinach, lettuce, salad leaves (and more spinach, and more lettuce), parsley and thyme would round out the food. THEN he'd need a Minder, because what if his spinach leaves were the wrong way round? Can't have that, need to make sure someone could make sure he gets the stalk part of the leaf first.

Blitzen, on the other hand, would order himself a couple of carrot cottages instead of paper bags, but basically the same idea. Buy all the same hay and food, along with mint, coriander, kale, spring greens - and then he'd obviously get all of his and all of Comet's share too. Who needs friends and family when you can have all the food, huh? HUH?
 
Eriathwen said:
I'd tell the little buggers they can pay their own vet bills 🤣🤣 I'd like to think they would send Thistle to see a specialist..but knowing them they would hire a massive greenhouse for year round fresh wheatgrass and a lifetime supply of watermelon 😅
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Awww! Irresponsible little piggles! 😂🤣
 
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