If Sprout could write a advert for seeking a friend

Sonnet

Sonnet

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It would probably go like this: " Friend wanted for sensitive boar. Bullies and crybabies need not apply. Must have a loud wheek, and enjoy a good shout at birds, the dogs next door, traffic noises and the wind in the trees. Also must join me in abusing the slave when she's late with the food."


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I love Mr Sprout! :love: what a little character!
 
Sonnet said:
It would probably go like this: " Friend wanted for sensitive boar. Bullies and crybabies need not apply. Must have a loud wheek, and enjoy a good shout at birds, the dogs next door, traffic noises and the wind in the trees. Also must join me in abusing the slave when she's late with the food."


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He would make the perfect husboar for dot, she is very gentle towards other pigs and she even had a go at the beeping when somebody at the vets typed in their pin code. Here is the little princess lolView attachment 98227
 
Skypipdot said:
He would make the perfect husboar for dot, she is very gentle towards other pigs and she even had a go at the beeping when somebody at the vets typed in their pin code. Here is the little princess lolView attachment 98227
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Aww, she’s lovely! Sprout’s not neutered though (no vets I trust down here), so another boar would have to do!
 
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