I Apologise ........

[piggieminder]

to everyone on the forum who has ever said their guinea pigs poop stinks and I have said "poop doesn't stink. Don't change all their bedding at once boars like to scent their cage, etc. etc.
All right so I lied, some piggy poop stinks, it's ripe and rancid and disgusting. You can poop pick 4 times a day and if you bend down near their hideys your eyes water. Your partner looks down to the cage and tells you they need cleaning out because they smell when you did it 10 minutes ago.
Thanks Fizz and Fuzz you might look like angels but you are stinky angels. I still love you but please can you stop pooping so much!

 

[weepweeps]

Such gorgeous poopy pigs

 

[Bill & Ted]

Still beautiful boys though, keep your nose out!

 

[Betsy]

Dear Fizz and Fuzz

Keep up with those stinky poops! May I have your permission to use stinky poops as advice?

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[piggieminder]

Dear Miss Bramble,

Of course you can use stinky poops as advice. If any pig struggles to produce extra special stinky poops we would be happy to post some to them for a small fee.

Experts in stink
Fizz and Fuzz

 

[AidaB]

Fizz & Fuzz are very handsome.

 

[VickiA]

I’m so glad we haven’t got smellyvision. Come on boys, keep your stink to yourselves.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Fizz and Fuzz

Thanks for that! What would your fee be? some coridander? some pepper? some cucumber? extra pelllets?

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble

 

[piggieminder]

Dear Miss Bramble,

Coriander would be nice, we haven't had any for a long time. Hooman's say it looks horrible at the moment and not worth buying in the shops they go to. We think they are just too stingy to spend £1.50 and are making us wait until they can get it growing again.

In hope and anticipation
Fizz and Fuzz