I am not Amused

[Merab]

Today I decided it was time for Priscilla to have her summer fur trim.

It began so well with a suitable bribe.

Then there was fur.
Enough to make another guinea pig, or knit a small jumper

Priscilla decided she was not enjoying the experience so she wriggled and she pooped like it was going out of fashion.
The result was a slightly funky look with the head fur untouched.

Priscilla was not amused!

 

[Betsy]

You look very groovy Priscilla. A short back and sides except for on your bonce!

Enjoy it while you can. I miss giving The Ever Beautiful Betsy her summer furdo.

 

[Siikibam]

You wear it well Priscilla! Work it gurrrl. Hope you got some nice snacks for your trouble.

 

[Bill & Ted]

Posh has had her summer trim too, she seems quite relieved to be rid of her winter coat and was really well behaved, but I made a bit of a mess with the beard trimmer

 

[Claire W]

Aw Pricilla, I suggest you put in a formal complaint to the GPU although you are really cute and must be feeling better with your summer cut

 

[VickiA]

Was that a whole cucumber to bite down on to numb the pain and soothe the irritated nerves? Poor Priscilla - the indignity. But I bet she feels much lighter & cooler today.

 

[superka]

Looks like your piggy is ready to see the manager and make it quick because she has an 80's rock video to shoot in an hour
All she's missing is a leather jacket to really flare that Big GP attitude.

 

[Adelyn]

You better be careful, Priscilla – you may start a fad!

 

[Merab]

She’s rather concerned by noises about trimming her head now



One short back and sides coming up

 

[PigglePuggle]

She’s rather concerned by noises about trimming her head now

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One short back and sides coming up

Piggle would have that trimmed in no time, she still loves to barber the floofy faces into a 1980s mullet do!
Luna has currently got a partial buzz cut on her bottom because she had 2 little matted bits very close to the skin at her last bum bath, I tried comb over the remaining curls to make her look pretty but it's not very convincing!
When she returned from the piggy bathroom salon Piggle gave me such a look, like "I'd have done that for you in exchange for some lettuce"

 

[Merab]

I’ll bring Priscilla over!
She has a very funky do at the bottom end.
Partly buzz cut because she kept wriggling and there’s a suggestion of a Mohican down her back.
I’m sure a Piggle mullet would complete the look

 

[Betsy]

Has Mr @Merab's Slave got PPE (Piggy Protection Equipment) like you? Or will he wear your very fetching colourful PPE?

 

[Merab]

He has his own PPE
It’s not as colourful as mine.
I think he’s a bit wary of holding Priscilla due to her tendency to poop in any hand holding her

 

[Betsy]

He has his own PPE
It’s not as colourful as mine.
I think he’s a bit wary of holding Priscilla due to her tendency to poop in any hand holding her

Mr @Merab's Slave Guinea Pig poop isn't that bad. I can think of a lot worse!

 

[VickiA]

Mr @Merab's Slave Guinea Pig poop isn't that bad. I can think of a lot worse!

Mr A has been wary of holding boars since I once enlisted his help to clear an impaction. He thinks nothing of a few warm slippery poos in his hand now

 

[VickiA]

I’ll bring Priscilla over!
She has a very funky do at the bottom end.
Partly buzz cut because she kept wriggling and there’s a suggestion of a Mohican down her back.
I’m sure a Piggle mullet would complete the look

Sounds like she’s been very tolerant of all this intervention. Why shouldn’t she keep her 1980s floppy fringe as a reward?

 

[Hannah_xx]

Lion said it’s much better and neater than the haircut his slave gave him the other day. He has an uneven, messy mullet now

 

[Merab]

Lion said it’s much better and neater than the haircut his slave gave him the other day. He has an uneven, messy mullet now
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Priscilla says thank you Handsome

 

[eileen]

This thread has made me smile!

 

[Abisquartet]

Priscilla has the reverse mullet - party in the front and business in the back!

 

[Merab]

I have been robbed!

My luscious locks have gone.
How can I do a proper head toss now?

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

You look great, Priscilla!
Wheeks from Odi

 

[Ruth1]

I haven’t tried a piggy trim yet, but you should see the dog when I have at her with the scissors, between groomer visits. Anyone know who Pat Sharp is?!

 

[Merab]

You look great, Priscilla!
Wheeks from Odi

Thank you Odi
You are such a lovely boar to appreciate me when my slave abuses my fur.
She even has the cheek to say that with my colouring I look as if I got dressed in the dark!

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Thank you Odi
You are such a lovely boar to appreciate me when my slave abuses my fur.
She even has the cheek to say that with my colouring I look as if I got dressed in the dark!

You should really think about finding a new slave, if you are clearly not appreciated, Priscilla.
Our slave always tells us how cute and gorgeous we are.
And of course she is absolutely right.
Wheeks Odi

 

[LollyJJ]

View attachment 206213 I have been robbed!

My luscious locks have gone.
How can I do a proper head toss now?

Still looking gorgeous Priscilla