I always feel like somebody’s watching me

TheLittlePig

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As I was sitting on the floor cleaning up their storage under their cage I started opening up an ice cream sandwich when I felt like eyes were staring at me and I look up to this nosy girl making sure the paper ripping sound was not food for her 😂
 

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Very sweet :wub:. Did you get her something?

We have that here too, especially near piggy meal times, suddenly find we are being stared at by 2 piggies!
 
Dear @TheLittlePig's Piggy

What do you mean? Your Slave opened some food that was not for you. You had all the excitement of some paper ripping and then nothing happened? No food came your way? Absolutely despicable behaviour by your Slave! You clearly do not have you Slave trained correctly! I'm not surprised your giving her the Evil Eye in the last picture. There you are asking nicely if some food is going to be forthcoming and then discover that it isn't. Dear me you do need a bit of help don't you?

I have looked at Booklet 7 "How to ensure your Slave gives you food when you expect it" and Page 17, Paragraph 4, Section vii says that "You need to let your Slave know in no uncertain terms that you are hungry and haven't been fed in Eleventy Billion Years" It goes on to suggest wheaking as loud as you can to attract your Slave's attention and to carry on wheaking until she has a headache and then she will feed you just to shut you up. It also says that you can bar bite (though not so hard you break your teeth) Slaves love the noise it makes and to encourage you to do it more often they feed you so you can do it again. Another suggestion is if you have food in a food bowl, go to it and stand with your front paws on it and look at your Slave really cutely, she will think you are so adorable, she will feed you.

I hope this advise means you get food whenever your Slave starts to devour something edible.

Your help in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
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