Eilidh
Junior Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Aug 11, 2016
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Hello inferior life forms!
Yesterday was our very first birthday, and our slaves did shower us with adiquidate enough gifts.
I did not even know the meaning of this "birthday" word until the small slaves came running in to our living quarters and yelling their heads of about it. Then the larger slaves shuffled in and said that they would go shopping for gifts after dinner.
This remark appeared to displease the small slaves greatly and they began chanting the word "NOW!" over and over again.
Anyways, many of the slaves relations and aqaintances also showed up the next day, gave us gifts and cuddles, then made terrible screeching noises with their voices and called it "singing".
After that was over we were allowed to inspect our presents and eat our cake.
So it turns out birthdays are quite nice after all.
Patch.Xx
Our mango cake.
Some of our gifts.
And of course one of me to be safe!
Yesterday was our very first birthday, and our slaves did shower us with adiquidate enough gifts.
I did not even know the meaning of this "birthday" word until the small slaves came running in to our living quarters and yelling their heads of about it. Then the larger slaves shuffled in and said that they would go shopping for gifts after dinner.
This remark appeared to displease the small slaves greatly and they began chanting the word "NOW!" over and over again.
Anyways, many of the slaves relations and aqaintances also showed up the next day, gave us gifts and cuddles, then made terrible screeching noises with their voices and called it "singing".
After that was over we were allowed to inspect our presents and eat our cake.
So it turns out birthdays are quite nice after all.
Patch.Xx
Our mango cake.
Some of our gifts.
And of course one of me to be safe!