If guinea pig stand on their hind legs, begging for food, they seem to pray.
Maybe they pray this guinea pig prayer:
Our Mum, who art in the kitchen
Hallowed be Thy footstep,
Our Green will come,
Our will be done,
On your lap as it is in our cage,
Give us this day our daily hay
And forgive us our wheeking,
As we forgive you if you are slow with feeding
And lead us not into temptation (as you are rustling plastic bags)
But deliver us from hunger
For thine are the Carrots,
and the Pellets,
And the Celery,
For ever and ever
Amen
Maybe they pray this guinea pig prayer:
Our Mum, who art in the kitchen
Hallowed be Thy footstep,
Our Green will come,
Our will be done,
On your lap as it is in our cage,
Give us this day our daily hay
And forgive us our wheeking,
As we forgive you if you are slow with feeding
And lead us not into temptation (as you are rustling plastic bags)
But deliver us from hunger
For thine are the Carrots,
and the Pellets,
And the Celery,
For ever and ever
Amen