Guinea pig Olympics

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Just a thought...if there were piggy Olympics, what events would they have?

Definitely eating - my two could trough for their country! :D
 
Most poos in a day. I don't believe any other animal can poo as much as a guinea pig!
 
poo throwing contest ;D ;D ;D

Fugly has habit of throwing poos out of his cage
 
Most water passed in a day

I reckon Merlin could be up there with the champion wee-ers :smitten:
 
GRASS EATING!

Longest Blades without dropping, stopping or having it nicked by another piggy
 
wind1 said:
Most poos in a day. I don't believe any other animal can poo as much as a guinea pig!
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LOL I totally agree! Ted poos so much! I never thought such a small animal would poo so very much! But maybe there could also be a popcorning test too, as my Ted has been doing lots of that lately. Teehee!

Leslie
 
wind1 said:
Most poos in a day. I don't believe any other animal can poo as much as a guinea pig!
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i am gathering that you both don't have rabbits as they are jaffa making machines too :o :o :o i would have to say with zoe and jessie the looking cute puppy dog eyes contest think my girls would win paws down :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: O0 or the contest on how to gross a human out by eating poops, think my girls would win that too O0 :o :o :o
piggies make jelly beans and bunnies lots of jaffas. O0
 
soozn said:
carrot shredding (my two shred theirs into little bits before getting round to eating it)
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Mine do that too, they bite off the outside bits to get to the middle I think. ::)
 
Time Wasting,
Mine win handsdown. I've got a pile of ironing nearly as tall as my toddler but I've spent the whole morning cuddling and watching my pigs.

Oh yes and my big boar is great at dustpan tossing!
 
Piggy kissing!

My Amber gives me lots of piggy kissy licks when she gets her cuddles; think she likes the salt on my fingers lol! Little pick tongue could go for England :D
 
Best hearing...!

Mine can hear a russle of a bag, creak of the kitchen door, me coming down the stairs, and even walking in the back door!

This in turn provokes Squeaky McCheeky into a wheeking fit as she wants food and wants it now!
 
Definitely loudest wheek - it's amazing the decibels a small piglet can produce when a bag is rustled!
 
High jump/popcorn! It still amazes me how high they can jump! :o :o :o
 
choloe said:
wind1 said:
Most poos in a day. I don't believe any other animal can poo as much as a guinea pig!
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i am gathering that you both don't have rabbits as they are jaffa making machines too
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I do have a rabbit and she does poo alot but I still think the guineas poo more. Maybe that's because I have so many of them though!
 
My bunnies seem to out poo the pigs but they are good girls and do it in specific corners so that i find it on mass the pigs just do it anywhere
 
Yes, the piggy rule seems to be 'when you gotta go, you gotta go'! Having said that, when my two are running around in the lounge and need to relieve themselves they come and hover in front of me to get my attention so I can put them back in the cage for a while. Clever girls!
 
The furthest diststance they can wee!

That reminds me of my piggie 'Pip' she is so unlady-like when she pees.....there's no dignity..........at one time she peed in the corner of her cage and it managed to pass through the crack between the door and the side wall and it flew through the air right past me!! (by the way they are kept outside in the summer, so no carpets were ruined!) ::)

I think Pip would definitely win this in the olympics!!
 
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