Funniest Guinea Pig Stories?

Crystal.L

Crystal.L

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I'm bored and am doing work but, ehhh. What are some of your guys funniest guinea pig stories?
 
You can find lots of threads under the guides pig chat and photos and videos. People have threads for their own piggies there so go have a browse.
 
One day I went to give the boys dinner and Gundham was running round as usual but no spud! Lifted up all the hides...no spud. Checked under the fleece...no spud. Getting worried now. My cage is on a table so I was scared if he'd found a way out he would have fallen and hurt himself. Cut to half an hour later I'm laying on the floor waving lettuce and parsley about like a lunatic. Worrying if he had found a way out the house or got himself stuck somewhere.

Then I see Gundham staring curiously at the hay rack and I saw the hay rustle all by itself. That cheeky fat pig had climbed ontop of his hide and jumped straight into the hay rack. It was still pretty full so he was happily munching away and probably hadn't even noticed he was stuck yet. After this and a series of hay pokes I've given up on hay racks and have switched to a nice big hay tray instead.
 
My best guineapig story was from my coco. The day we separated him from his 2 brothers I was working from home, so I had coco with me while my girlfriend built the new c&c cage.

Well coco was getting agitated in the box wed put him in so I got him up on my desk for cuddles and some coriander. Unfortunately coco decided to wee on my keyboard. My boss was not best pleased... but was a good laugh
 
I've told this story before but, Christmas just over a decade ago, and I was still living in Northern Ireland, and apparently I had to go to my parents house for Christmas. this meant sneaking the guineas and their cages in because their dog at the time was a bit daft, not aggressive but would've killed them trying to play. Now, Jake could be a bit demanding, and by a bit, I mean he was the greatest alarm clock I ever had and he knew when I was half a second late with breakfast. Which, on Christmas morning, I was. 7am. Now I had my headphones in listening to music, I'd had a bout of the flu recently and my sleep was still skewed so I woke up at like 3am. I missed Jake's alarm. Do you know who didn't miss the alarm? The dog, sleeping in the next room. Suddenly she was aware of an intruder in the home and was frantically barking to let everyone know. Jake, being used to dogs barking (I shared a wall with a house, home to two rottweilers), was unfazed by this, and simply started shrieking louder to make sure he was heard.
Did i mention this all went down at 7am?
Nobody was particularly pleased at this wake up call. Guineas were fed, the dog was quietened but forever perplexed, and I thought the whole thing was hilarious. Ah Jake, you melter.
 
One of my favourites was the day I came to give the piggies breakfast and Merab was honking away.
I had a really busy day so as she was still honking when I had to leave I phoned the vet from a car park and arranged an appointment for the late afternoon.
Lunchtime - popped home briefly - Merab still honking.
Afternoon - arrive at vet - Merab no longer honking!
My lovely vet gave her a thorough check and could find nothing wrong but what made me laugh was when Merab, a very dignified lady, had a thermometer stuck up her bum.
Well - she certainly didn’t learn that language in our house!
It was definitely piggy swearing 🤬 :D
First time I ever had to apologise for a piggy!
 
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