Free kisses from Maude..

Qualcast&Flymo said:
Maude, do you like peaflakes? I have a whole tub you can have, as Squeaks has decided he doesn't like them :D
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Maudes never tried pea flakes, but she’s heard wonderful things about them. Therefore she is willing to accept pea flakes in return for a pig kiss
 
Siikibam said:
I’ve got some lettuce, pea flakes, fresh grass and loads of other veg! Is that one kiss per food item?
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She accepts , you will receive many kisses!

Sweet Potato said:
I've just got a big box of forrage from piggie parcels the boys will probably decide they don't like something and they might let me swap that for kissies 💋💋💋
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Hmm Maude isn’t too sure about this one, she wasn’t impressed with slaves forage stuff she bought recently ..but she’s heard better things about English forage parcels. You will either receive a kiss or a little bite..risky!
Bill & Ted said:
I’ve been weeding the garden and got a big bunch of dandelion leaves and grass Maude how about a smacker 👄
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She said send it over, she’s loves fresh grass and weeds. Kisses are all yours!
VickiA said:
There’s rocket going begging here - please send kisses in exchange.
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Maudes unsure, but also licking her lips. She’s quite certain she’ll enjoy the Rocket. Kisses coming your way!
Merab's Slave said:
Please can we have gorgeous Maude kisses in exchange for dried dandelion leaves
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Dried? Dried! Maudes turned her bum on you..oh no..this is a bad sign..
..she’s turned back around.. “I’m willing to try..but you may receive a bite instead of a kiss”
.Gulp.
Siikibam said:
I’ve got dandelion leaves here too. Add it to my list…
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Are they fresh or dried? Maude is all about the fresh food. For your sake I hope it’s fresh or you could receive the same reaction as above!
Betsy said:
We are on holiday in the caravan and there is lots of lovely fresh grass ....
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Maudes drooling, please post fresh grass straight into mouth to be rewarded with kisses
 
Qualcast&Flymo said:
Maude, do you like peaflakes? I have a whole tub you can have, as Squeaks has decided he doesn't like them :D
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What?! Who doesn’t like pea flakes?! Penny and Zola are aghast!

The girls won’t share their pea flakes, but have agreed a small piece of red pepper, if I get a piggy kiss from Maude, so they don’t have to! 😁
 
Betsy said:
We are now back home and have to go shopping. Maude what is your favourite vegetable? I'll make sure I get some for you.
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Maude said thank you Betsy!
But she wasn’t impressed with @weepweeps reply, how rude she said! “I am not a ‘pig’ and I DO have A favourite..my favourite vegetable is..pepper.. cucumber, lettuce, carrot, bean sprouts, green beans, carrot leaves, celery, fennel, broccoli, aubergine, babycorn, sweetcorn, pak Choi……… wheeeeeeeeeek “

Maudes still going..still wheeking about vegetables.

Okay weepweeps you was right..Maude simply cannot pick a favourite :coat:
 
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