For when your days aren't weird enough

[Lorcan]

...picking up a charger abandoned on a windowsill for two months and finding -

 

[Roselina]

You’ve got another pet Lorcan

 

[Lorcan]

A magical teleporting snail sounds like an accident waiting to happen as far as pets go lol.

 

[Claire W]

Looks like you have a lodger…

 

[Lorcan]

I wasn't even sure it was alive but I'm happy to report Magic Snail is currently manoeuvring itself across the wall next to my door

 

[Bill & Ted]

Charge him some rent!

 

[Lorcan]

I need to know how he got in!

 

[fluffysal]

At least he won't complain loudly at you!
#houdinisnail

 

[Merab]

What’s his name ?

 

[fluffysal]

Mike......

 

[Roselina]

Nigel …..
There’s not enough Nigels in the world

 

[Lorcan]

Mr. Nigel-Mike the Snail.

 

[Bill & Ted]

I need to know how he got in!

They have a secret passage, you don’t find it. We have been housing a family of wood lice all winter in our conservatory, how they get in is a mystery

 

[Lorcan]

If Mr. Nigel-Mike (lol that came up in my predictive text immediately) was a slug I could understand it because slugs get in everywhere, and I know where the woodlouse hangout is in the kitchen, but a snail on my upstairs windowsill with a window that's never opened except for that brief period when I got terrorised by a massive buzzing thing...

Yeah, I got nothing

 

[fluffysal]

Mr. Nigel-Mike the Snail.

M (snails are heamaphrodite so neutral title) Magic Mike-Nigel the Snail

 

[Lorcan]

I know a few people who go by Mx, so would that work?

 

[fluffysal]

Every day is a learning day! I had never heard a non binary title so I was guessing. Now I know, thank you.

 

[Lorcan]

Yeah. It doesn't come up as frequently as pronouns do, probably because it doesn't cause hiccups as often in general conversation.