Er... Jenny?

Dear Jenny,
Please help yourself to as many pellets as you need.
Maybe you have a boring slave like mine who is always saying dull things about unlimited pellets are bad for piggies.
Clearly they don't understand our complex nutritional needs.
Good to see you taking matters into your own paws.
Love Ruby xx
 
Swissgreys said:
Dear Jenny,
Please help yourself to as many pellets as you need.
Maybe you have a boring slave like mine who is always saying dull things about unlimited pellets are bad for piggies.
Clearly they don't understand our complex nutritional needs.
Good to see you taking matters into your own paws.
Love Ruby xx
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Dear Ruby

You don’t know the half of it. I really bummed out with my so called staff. She seems to think that she can bribe me with one nugget at a time. One! ONE! Sometimes I have to nag her just to get on it and threaten a dental bill by making as much noise on the bars with my teeth as I can. That soon gets her moving.

When will they learn that we know ourselves best? If we need a nugget we need a nugget. Simples.

Together in comradeship

Jenny
 
Tigermoth said:
Dear Ruby

You don’t know the half of it. I really bummed out with my so called staff. She seems to think that she can bribe me with one nugget at a time. One! ONE! Sometimes I have to nag her just to get on it and threaten a dental bill by making as much noise on the bars with my teeth as I can. That soon gets her moving.

When will they learn that we know ourselves best? If we need a nugget we need a nugget. Simples.

Together in comradeship

Jenny
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One nugget! Thea are you hearing this? GPU needs to be made aware of this surely.
 
Thea has heard your plea Jenny @Tigermoth and from her Laundry Basket Piggy Prison (she is in there while her eyedrops soak in as she has bad haypoke) she has written a letter to the GPU.

Dear GPU

It has come to my attention that some fellow piggies on the forum are only allowed ONE nugget at a time. That is a complete travesty! Nuggets are very yummy and should be fed more than one at a time. My Slave is only a little better I have to share my 2 tablespoons of nuggets with my best mate Lexi. In fact, Jenny gets so few nuggets, she has to help herself to some more while her Slave isn't watching. Ruby said that her big boring Slave has said that too many nuggets aren't good for piggies. If they aren't good for us then why do they taste so good eh? Can I start a petition for more nuggets?

Yours in hope of more yummy food
The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward
 
Dear Thea

Thank you for taking up the cause. It really is a problem. One at a time really is outrageous and I'm expected to make her happy by allowing her to stroke my chin in return. If I am being kind enough to allow her a chin rub the least she could do is get on with the nuggets. It isn't like there is a world shortage of anything. I have been seriously considering nipping her. I wanted to speak with Ruby about best placement for this as I know nipping is a specialist subject of hers. If I'm going to risk my teeth I need to make it really count.

Onward comrades

Jenny
 
Dear Jenny

I have had to pop upstairs to ask The Ever Beautiful Betsy if Ruby is really the best piggy to consult about nipping and she agreed that yes she is the best of the best on how to nip your Slave and get the results you want.

Yours in anticipation of Ruby's reply

Thea
 
Dear Thea,
Thank you for your kind recommendation.

Dear Jenny,
I am happy to offer some advice on 'slave management techniques' (aka - nipping).
Over time you may find your slave becomes quite wary and moves faster, so the secret of success is stealth and speed.
I usually allow my slave to reach into my cage to refill my pellets (this part is quite important - if you nip too early you might find you don't get any pellet at all) and look at her very sweetly.
She then thinks I am in a good mood, and will try to reach over and stroke me.
As he hand passes my head I whip around and nip her.
Then quickly turn my head back and take a pellet so it looks like I was actually eating and she might think the nip was a mistake.
The nip is never a mistake - I am just quite clever and the big slave is not.
I hope this helps.
Love Ruby xx

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Swissgreys said:
Dear Thea,
Thank you for your kind recommendation.

Dear Jenny,
I am happy to offer some advice on 'slave management techniques' (aka - nipping).
Over time you may find your slave becomes quite wary and moves faster, so the secret of success is stealth and speed.
I usually allow my slave to reach into my cage to refill my pellets (this part is quite important - if you nip too early you might find you don't get any pellet at all) and look at her very sweetly.
She then thinks I am in a good mood, and will try to reach over and stroke me.
As he hand passes my head I whip around and nip her.
Then quickly turn my head back and take a pellet so it looks like I was actually eating and she might think the nip was a mistake.
The nip is never a mistake - I am just quite clever and the big slave is not.
I hope this helps.
Love Ruby xx

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Dear Ruby

I’m familiar with the “I’m just going to gently take a piece of celery but oops, silly me, I missed” technique.

I will work on this. I’ve been working hard on the well timed pee as well to discourage taking me away from my piles of delicious hay.

Honestly, since I was widowed I’ve had to really step up the training. She seems so…. I don’t know. Needy. Since I’ve not been getting dry humped every time my eyes are closed life has been much simpler. I was daft enough to let her see me popcorn the other day. I’ve hidden under hay since, can’t have her thinking I’m a Merry Widow and withdrawing the nuggets further.

Yours Jenny
 
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