Confessions Of A Guinea Pig

[Flutterby]

Well, my lot have decided that they want to air their confessions rather than keep secrets!

If your piggy has a confession, feel free to post it too!

 

[piggieminder]

I hold onto my poop until I'm put back into a clean cage then I run round spreading poop out everywhere .

I act terrified when my slave gives me bum baths so I get extra treats.

 

[sport_billy]

Awwwww lovely photos and funny captions!

Widget is exactly like Paris - nightmare here at moment!

 

[Janey]

Awwwww lovely photos and funny captions!

Widget is exactly like Paris - nightmare here at moment!

Aww! I remember seeing a photo of Widget when she was tiny and oh sooo cute! Would love to see her now .....

 

[Tim]

Very good captions there Ruth!
Our Chip n Dale are just like your Veronica, waaaaaah! Bless them all

 

[Pluto&Astro]

Funny captions!

 

[RosieMaia]

That's such a cute thread!

 

[Flutterby]

 

[laylas mum]

Love them

 

[Lady Kelly]

Daisy - I like to keep moving round the food bowl while I eat to stop the others having any of MY veg



Donald - I like to like Daisy's bum persistently so she'll run away and I can get some of MY veg

 

[Pigwhisperer]

"I love nothing better than snuggling up on mummy's lap, but if you touch my front paws or try to clip my claws I go psycho!"

 

[Betsy]

Hi I'm Velvet I may look cute and cuddly but step out of line and you'll know about it!

 

[Betsy]

I'm Meg and I hate being left alone! Where is everyone? Wheak Wheak!

 

[Betsy]

Dennis secretly wants to be a parrot! This is his favourite position

 

[Pigwhisperer]

I am Clover but my middle name is Mary Poppins because I am Practically Perfect In Every Way xx (here I am smooshed in mummy's lap just beginning to tweak her sleeve politely because I probably need the loo)

 

[Merab]

Merab, I’m getting old and I’m blind and I like to play on this so Slave puts my Veggies right under my nose so I don’t have to move or share.

 

[Merab]

Jemimah, if there’s mischief or trouble I’ll be in the middle of it but I’m so cute no-one could possibly be live that

 

[Merab]

Keziah, what do you mean ‘confession’?
I’m sleek, and beautiful and perfect

 

[Betsy]

Keziah, what do you mean ‘confession’?
I’m sleek, and beautiful and perfect

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See you in about an hour Keziah! You is loveleeee and are coming home with me!

 

[Merab]

@Betsy - Keziah might well give Velvet a run for her money

 

[Pawz]

Keziah, what do you mean ‘confession’?
I’m sleek, and beautiful and perfect

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See you in about an hour Keziah! You is loveleeee and are coming home with me!

Is she a member of the stripey nose club yet? She has a white stripe she’d get in!

 

[Merab]

Yes thank you @Squeakz - Keziah is a member of the sub group ‘Pigs less Striped’.
She thinks this is better as it means she’s part of a more select group.

 

[Betsy]

@Betsy - Keziah might well give Velvet a run for her money

I don't think so! Velvet is definitely TOP PIGGY and is very dominant. She has to be to keep the 2 boys in order and getting along and preventing fights and fall outs between the other four!

 

[Merab]

I don't think so! Velvet is definitely TOP PIGGY and is very dominant. She has to be to keep the 2 boys in order and getting along and preventing fights and fall outs between the other four!

It could be interesting- Keziah has quite a strong personality herself.

 

[Betsy]

Hmmmmmm what to do, what to do

 

[Merab]

Keziah would like to say that although an encounter with Velvet could be interesting she does think that Velvet is almost as beautiful as she is.

Are we playing ‘Name that Song’ ?
It’s What to do by The Drifters

 

[Betsy]

Keziah would like to say that although an encounter with Velvet could be interesting she does think that Velvet is almost as beautiful as she is.

Are we playing ‘Name that Song’ ?
It’s What to do by The Drifters

Very funny @Merab's Slave! I had a word with Velvet this morning and told her I was in a quandry and she told me that Keziah would be welcome to come and meet her as long as she behave's herself. She thinks she is more beautiful than Keziah. I told her I could only cope with 5 piggies and another one would be too much. She said that she thought that was a shame but she understood as looking after 4 other is enough for her too. It looks like Keziah is safe with you!