Archie chooses just before dawn to get hay stuck in his throat, this makes him breath like a creepy old man and make this really really loud OOOOH sound, which sounds like he is distressed but he isnt, he sits there making this damn noise till i wake up. I used to worry and think he was in pain, but he never is, he sometimes forces me to cuddle him, but usually hes eating. He did this last night and i poked him and said just cough it up, shut up. A minute later, there was a vile cough and then silence. He could cough it up at any time, but nooooooooope he waits until i am fully awake and moan at him. He absolutely does it to annoy me, he is such a troll.
I have a new pillow, this dog cushion cause i sit on the floor to use my laptop, he now keep running over and flopping out on it when i dare to leave the room and sits there sniffing it and then pooping, and when i try to sit back down he bites me and rumbles, i have to shove him off and chase him away. He is such a bully!